Strumming the meat guitar

Female Masturbation

I caught my mum strumming the meat guitar last night

by Meat Man 666 March 5, 2015

im gonna touch an guitar in your head

complete nonsense

Eric: You're drunk, go home.
Javier: JFIF, *burp* you home, go drun- *burp* im gonna touch an guitar in your head you *dies*
Eric: o ok

by aaronehhh July 31, 2016

Guitar Hero

The most utterly absurd, profoundly lame and spectacularly inaccurate emulation of a real world activity, ever.

Steve: "Hey, I feel like a total fraud playing this Guitar Hero game."

Joe: "You are."

Steve: "It's fun though."

Joe: "Well, lots of things are fun, and most of them don't make you look like a complete fuckwit."

Steve: "Hahaha. Good call."

by John "The Axe Man" Doe March 13, 2008

güntar

A descriptive word for a very tall, slightly overweight but not fat person who barrels around everywhere they go and generally come across as this massive thing of a person. Specifically one dresses unflatteringly, ie. a güntar girl who wears bad make-up and has her belly sticking out of her shirt. Originated in the Copper Country of the Upper Peninsula of Michigan.

eg. Brigitte Nielsen

"Oh my God, Jen, look at her!"
"Ugh, she is such a güntar!"

by michiruwater March 14, 2008

Guitarmonies

A sweet pair of guitars making luscious melodies.

21st Streamline's guitar players can really play some sweet Guitarmonies!

by 21st Streamline January 26, 2011

Guitarded

Of or describing an individual who, despite undying effort, can not seem to improve at guitar playing whatsoever.

"What in the fuck is that God-forsaken, aural-rape sound coming from upstairs?! My fucking ears are bleeding!" "It's darned ol' Marcus and his guitar. Word around town has it he's guitarded."

by Joshualbatross April 12, 2011

guitar hero syndrome

A condition caused by playing too much Guitar Hero or Rock Band with short-term and long-term effects. Symptoms include:

1. Temporary visual distortion of everything off-screen, caused by the vertical motion of the game, causing a trippy, disorienting effect

2. Soreness of the wrists and shoulders from extreme strumming and fingering.

3. Having a knowledge of rock and alternative limited only to the songs featured in Guitar Hero.

1. You: "Whoa dude, the floor is totally shifting. I'm tripping balls just from playing Guitar Hero."

Friend: Lolz, it's guitar hero syndrome.

2. "God, my wrists hurt. I shouldn't have played 'Through the Fire and Flames'."

3. Friend: "You know Even Flow by Pearl Jam? That's my favorite band!"

You: "Yeah, but it's only because I played Guitar Hero."

Friend: "Pfff."

by D Clerc December 20, 2012