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shaking hands with the governor

You: Dude, sorry I'm late.
Me: What were you doing, shaking hands with the governor?
by coyote duster April 14, 2014
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government

This is the group of people I have compiled a list of to be assassinated during the revolution. Who's with me. The oil industry, media, medicine, political cock-smokers, anyone who uses children to promote their own welfare,people who use old people and minority issues just like the child users, every one of them who promised something and didnt deliver and te ones who stopped them, all of them must die and I want the blood on my hands!

At least as long as I can find something else to wipe it on, like a dead party-members shirt or something...
We, the government, care about your children, thats why 10% of the population owns 90% of the wealth. -- die!!!

lunesta, ambien,cialis,war in country here every 3 seconds on tv, also called brainwashing when "they" talk about other countries doing it but ok for them to do it. Just start counting how many times key words are repeated in commercials and the news and watch as the US slowly but surely insinuates that iran and syria are behind hezbollah so that they have an excuse to invade iran for oil which makes those 10% even more rich and will leave us paying 4-5 fucking dollars at the pump even though we have the power to say fuck you to these people if everyone got off of their damn asses, or just stayed on their asses and no one went anywhere at all and no one bought any fucking gas or anything, of course they would just starve us out in the city as we are completely at their mercy to get food, think long and hard about your real position in life here people, this is no wild insane rant. They do only what is necessary to uphold the illusion that they give a miniscule shit about you and that only to support their interests. There's just a taste of what I'm talking about.

Bring on the revolution!!!!!!!
by dick.nasty August 14, 2006
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Government Wharf

A landing place or pier for tying down or unloading ships or boats. During the day the wharf is populated by Asians, looking to sell sunfish or bass. After sunset the wharf is swarmed by all manner of niggers, hood-rats, and hoes, drinking colt 45, eating watermelon and fried chicken.
"Trinity make sure you tie up the boat at da government wharf so dem niggers dont steal that shit"
by woah betty April 26, 2009
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Government

The subtle name given to a large mafia, taking protection money and a good percentage of your paycheck just for living on their turf and will kill you or send you into a big building with rapists if you refuse
Stupid government is taking my entire paycheck for protection money
by mclovin316 April 13, 2009
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government

An evil organization devoted to, even in a land that's supposed to be ruled by freedom, giving ultimate power to one human being.
by Not Proud to be an American April 23, 2003
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governator

As in the way of The Hit BlockBuster,

The Terminator

in which Arnold Schwarzenegger played the evil robot that helped destroy a civilization, then went good in the sequel, Arnold Schwarzenegger has been elected for Governor of California.

As the Governor, Mr. Schwarzenegger hopes to reenact his role by destroying the state of california, then rebuilding it when he is re elected, for his stunning 10-pack abs. People will hten recognize him as the hero, but for now hes just...

THE GOVERNATOR
Wow, The Governator really brought us down, but now that hes brought us back up, i really enjoy his great 10-pack abs.
by Shane December 14, 2003
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