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Grand Clong

That awful feeling when you realize you have just said something horrible, or you are supposed to be somewhere you aren't, or have forgotten to bring/do/say something important. Cartoonist B. Kliban coined this term and defined it as 'a sudden rush of shit to the heart.'
She experienced a Grand Clong because she had just asked an acquaintance how the kids were, before remembering they had both died recently in a car wreck.

He received a text asking where he was, and immediately suffered a Grand Clong when he realized he was supposed to be at the Very Important Meeting instead of at a matinee movie showing.

Standing at the podium in front of the packed auditorium, a Grand Clong washed over her as she pulled her folded speech printout from her pocket and saw that it was her travel itinerary.
by Lacrocivious Acrophosist September 27, 2023
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Ariana Grande

Ariana Grande Butera is the best vocalist of our generation. My queen, your queen, everyone's queen. Buy No Tears Left To Cry on ITunes and stream it everywhere.
by @dontleavemes April 20, 2018
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Ariana Grande

One of the greatest female singers of all time, with some of her most popular songs being 7 Rings, Thank u Next, and Positions.
I saw Ariana Grande at her show last night.
by anonymous March 13, 2022
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Ariana Grande

Ariana Grande is an american singer and actress and with only 24 years old she is already a living pop legend , The Princess of Pop and the gay icon of this generation.
She uses her voice for things that matter and she isn't afraid to share her opinion, you cannot aks for a better idol.
She snatches your weave to Mars when she only breathes or when she sings her beautiful whistle tones or her G#5s , she is literally the Queen of G#5s.
Her fans are called Arianators and they are a sweet and loving fandom and they appreciate Ariana and Arianators in every way and they welcome you very lovely when you join the fandom.
Me : Have you listened to Ariana Grande's new song ?
Person : How could I'be not listened to the song of the amazing Ariana Grande aka the voice of our generation ?
Me : You know me girl
by Joy stans Ariana a lot September 24, 2017
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Grand Douche

The boss of a company,general supervisor of a department or principal of a school,anybody in charge of a large group of people wich supposedly is despotic or a tyrant.
New in the job:-What's the story with the Grand Douche ?
by Cornholious December 27, 2011
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Grand Rizzard

A grand rizzard is a person who is the ultimate culmination of all of the rizz on the planet. There can only be one "Grand Rizzard". The current Grand Rizzard is: Duke Dennis. (subject to change)
Joey Diaz: So, Duke, I heard you the new... uh.. "Grand Rizzard". Now what the hell is that?
Duke: Huh? (he's old as fuck)
by warongore January 20, 2023
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Ariana grande

Something that you can order at Starbucks.
Can I have an Ariana Grande? I Heard- it was super popular.

Cashier:no.
by woah oh October 29, 2021
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