go play golf

the words donald trump (cheeto puff's) management team told him so he wouldn't have a fit when he found out he didn't win

go play golf - donald duck's management team

by criminalmindsfan32 November 8, 2020

Mexican Golf Ball

1.5oz of pure Cocaine from Mexico.

My Buddy brought me home a Mexican Golf Ball. Lets get fucked up!

by PhranQ Bobrick November 29, 2021

Golf Shirt Espionage

Wearing a standard gold shirt with an embroidered logo as a disguise to gain entry into otherwise inaccesible area.

Allen gained entry into the telecommunications closet by using golf shirt espionage. The lady at the front desk thought he worked for ATT.

by GoToThis2 March 3, 2011

a clean golf ball

A cutie. A clean golf ball implies that you’re clean and active. You’re cute and you text back fast!

Ooh johnathan is such a clean golf ball!!

by Rio1954 February 1, 2019

Golf player emoji

The golf player emoji is rooted in the old LGBTQIA+ community forums from back in the 90's - 00's. Long story short,it was encrypted using a certain symbol combination that resembled (in a caricatural manner) a vagina in the act of being licked ;^~{(:)}<●; (Yeah I don't get it either). Since then it saw widespread usage throughout the 2000's, generally representing a girl willing to have homosexual intercourse, being often associated with either lesbians or bisexual girls. Though not so widely used today, it represents still a quirky way to point towards your sexuality

Girl 1 : *inserts Golf player emoji in bio*
Girl 2 (knowing the code, browsing online) : *sees bio* ; *realizes Girl 1 is willing to have intercourse with a girl, but wants to keep a low profile

by Bonnie Emme August 22, 2021

Oscar Mike Golf

A phonetics version of OMG, or oh my god.

"Hey Tom, I just bought a double headed purple dildo from eBay."
"Oscar Mike Golf ... you are such a faggot."

by Juarez Garcia August 31, 2003

Samoan Golf Course

Where the male places his testicles upon the woman's chest, knocking them around until they fall into the female's mouth, like hitting a golf ball into the hole.

Dude, I took that chick to the Samoan golf course!

by Gabe Maese August 8, 2006