A German smear is made by dipping two fingers in shit, doesn’t matter whose it is, then giving yourself a Hitler mustache with it. Now grab your lover and plant a big sloppy kiss.
Ryan would do anything for Cody, so when Cody asked to try the German smear, Ryan pooped his right there. #truelove
by El Conquistador May 19, 2018
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ITS ALSO THE FRICKINNG NAME OF A BUNCH OF PEOPLE. I AM TIRED OF LOOKING FOR GERMAN AND THERES ONLY MEMES ABOT GERMANY .
PEOPLE NAMED GERMAN...... RISE UP!!!!
ITS ALSO THE FRICKINNG NAME OF A BUNCH OF PEOPLE. I AM TIRED OF LOOKING FOR GERMAN AND THERES ONLY MEMES ABOT GERMANY .
PEOPLE NAMED GERMAN...... RISE UP!!!!
by You are from Vienna June 3, 2019
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"dude,i heard gabriel is going to sleep over at hans house,i hope hans won't give him the german shower"
by PussyAssMaster92 April 12, 2020
Get the German shower mug.When a man is getting ready to make sexual intercourse with a female partner but doesn't know there is a man having her doggie style under the covers and thinks the man's ass is the female and you can kind of guess what happens next.
by Joe420pothead November 18, 2020
Get the German rush mug.When you're having intercourse with a female and proceed to penetrate her with a long candle, light it on fire, and wait for the wax to drip.
Bonus points if you wait for the wax to drip out, gather it up, and remold it into a wax dildo that you later use to fuck her, or let her fuck you with.
Bonus points if you wait for the wax to drip out, gather it up, and remold it into a wax dildo that you later use to fuck her, or let her fuck you with.
by Glazzingle January 22, 2021
Get the German Charizard mug.A steaming German log on your chest when you wake up. Your partner was kind enough to make you breakfast.
Petr: "This morning I woke up to a fatty steamer on my chest! It was such a fucking mess, and I could barely finish it!"
Hans: "Sounds like you enjoyed your German Breakfast Burrito!"
Hans: "Sounds like you enjoyed your German Breakfast Burrito!"
by capturethefag February 10, 2021
Get the GERMAN BREAKFAST BURRITO mug.Girl 1: this guy I'm dating is German
Girl 2: wow, so you're really about to german it up
Girl 1: god, Gretchen, you're so weird
Girl 2: wow, so you're really about to german it up
Girl 1: god, Gretchen, you're so weird
by Goldfish God March 26, 2021
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