commit suicide by two gunshot wounds to the back of the head

commit suicide by two gunshot wounds to the back of the head: saying something against the government. in reference to Gary Webb who was assassinated by two gunshot wounds to the back of the head for exposing the CIA hiring drug dealers to sell cocaine to raise untraceable funds and the fact that his death was ruled a suicide.

"I'm gonna commit suicide by two gunshot wounds to the back of the head in a week but I don't care, Donald trump is a lizard person.

by gogos1073 December 13, 2020

gunsel

In prison, a cheap little punk.

Also in prison, a catamite.

Eduardo is going to cut that little gunsel.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 21, 2005

Gunstin

The act of disappearing from work without a trace and doing something other than work elsewhere.

Omg Becky be gunstin 24/7.

Yo James fuck this lets gunst today.

by Mr.Champion91, Og-poydras November 13, 2013

gunshy

Reluctant to become involved in a relationship, especially a sexual one

After finding out that his girlfriend had been engaging in sodomy with the patients of the retirement home that she worked at, Frank was gunshy for almost a decade.

by Sam DP November 3, 2005

Gunsel

This is anybody that acts like Jakob Torrence

Jakob is a true gunsel

by Down town kody brown August 25, 2019

Gunster

An extremely awesome person.

Wow, that person must be a Gunster.

by ZombieMagician March 28, 2010

Mexican Gunslinger

A bar prank where someone takes 2 open Corona or Dos Equis bottles, shoves them upside-down in the pockets of an unwitting victim, and immediately assumes the stance of an Old West gunfighter in a standoff. The victim will inevitably turn around and yank the pouring bottles, like a pair of six-shooters, out the pockets of his/her now-drenched pants, at which point the prankster will then mimic triumphantly shooting the victim with their finger pistols. This works best on a timid-looking victim who probably doesn't have a large group of drunken, belligerent friends around.

Mexican Gunslinger in action:

Prankster - "Bartender, dos cervezas, por favor."

*SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE* <shoves in victim's pockets>

Victim - "Dude! What the fuck!?" <yanks out bottles>

Prankster - "GUNSLINGER! PEW! PEW! PEW!"

by Holysmokez October 3, 2010