Gubstumper

When Dylan head touches your ear lobes and licks your nose hairs

Guy1:hey man what’s wrong
Guy2:it happened again, I got another gubstumper
Guy1:for god sakes, Dylan head again man

by Jimmmmru July 6, 2019

gubbing

to rummage threw or to have you hands where they dont belong.

Stop gubbing in that drawer, He was gubbing all over her.

by Southern raised March 29, 2019

Gubber Baber

Gubber baber's are bad little boy's that don't listen to their parents when asked to do stuff.

Parent: Hey boy, do your homework.
Kid: No, I hate homework.
Parent: Hey stop being such a bad little gubber baber.

by thegbb July 30, 2019

gubc

The almighty Taiwanese hand turkey sorcerer who banished Jesus from New Zealand. His four feathers are green, purple, orange, and red, while his head is golden yellow. Green represents the worlds desire for money, and how gubC solved that issue and spreader word kindness. Purple shows gubC’s desire for lust, which is how one repays him after such deeds He has provided. Orange, the tallest feather, represents gubC’s courage and determination. The final feather, the red one, shows gubC’s love and care for everyone he treats and meets. The golden yellow head of gubC is a symbol of his power in the world, and his Godlike powers. The stripes of his body and green, blue, and grey. Each of these stripes represents the earth’s stages of purity, prosperity, and position. GubC never skips arm day, but he has no need for leg day because he hovers everywhere. GubC praises Jesus daily and wears rosaries and has cross tattoos. His sixth eye floats outside his head, where he uses it to control anyone he wants. Run because gubC is coming.

yes.

gubc is God, therefore he is perfect.

by Zestydads September 29, 2019

Gubo

Racial slur for a white you cannot place

"What the hell is Gordon, anyway? Slavic? Hungarian? Some kind of Spanish?"
"He's a fuckin' gubo is what."

by Virgil's Left Tit February 9, 2020

Guber

Someone who is a Dork, Goof, or someone who is silly. They could also be considered stupid or idiotic.

Person 1: "Hey, do you wanna start a streak?" (Snapchat)
Person 2: "We already have one you guber!"

Example 2:
Person 1: Todd was doing some tricks and ended up bumping into his crush!
Person 2: Haha, he is such a guber, that was probably embarrassing.

Example 3:
Person 1: Hey man did you hear what happened?
Person 2: No? what's up?
Person 1: Ryan just got busted for bringing drugs to school!!
Person 2: Oh man he is such a guber, honestly it doesn't even surprise me.

by mmon52 April 13, 2020

Gubby

Another word for belly or stomach. Often used when referencing men of a larger size, but is interchangeable for all sizes depending on how you want to use it.

“Wow look at the Gub on that guy?”
“Oh he’s a big Gubby boy for sure!”
“Look at the babies cute little gubby!” *tickling expected for babies and puppies

by Sowhatwhocares September 18, 2020