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Flumper

A "Flumper" is a person that has a disgusting, horrible, squirrel like haircut. "Flumper" is usually used as a insult to people with revolting haircuts.
Shut up you be lookin' like a "Flumper".
by CoolBoyCool June 22, 2023
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Flumper

A lazy, middle aged, married woman who's lost all interest in her chosen role in life. Generally, souless, selfish, always with flapjack or Orangutan titties...also said to have a head shaped like a shank portion ham. Infrequent showering, missing front teeth, Stringy toes , floppy loosness around her body are some tell tale signs that you may have got you a flumper as a wife. Beware and prepare! Your Flumper could be on the verge of going apeshit and fuck up your enire life and family.
Would you please get the fuck up ,ya fuckin fumper, and throw all these piss diapers away? Goddam it! Goddam it!

Go ahead Flumper...put these novelty deer antlers and see if there are hunters in the meadow.

After the. Plan crashed, the only thing that keep me alive that night was the warmth from the inside of my poor departed Flumper. She was bug enough to save me and her sister.
by D.J. ChimChimBalls April 12, 2023
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flammer

A fan of Rocket League FDL competitor Flamaringo
"Flam scores yet another goal, and the Flammers are going wild in Twitch Chat!"
by naetr April 16, 2023
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flumper

Someone lazy who try’s to fix their appearance by looksmaxing but no matter how hard they try they will not be up to their own standards
That guy is such a flumper!
by willywinka38 December 1, 2023
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Flammered

She was flammered when her ex boyfriend sent her a fruit basket after being blocked.
by OuMaiGawsh February 7, 2024
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Flamerkin

The n word for rangas, if you say flamerkin and your not a ranga then its like a white guy saying the n word. All my red heads out there get ur orangutang asses out of indonesia and start using the word flamerkin.
"Who was in parris? Flamerkin!"
"DIRTY FLAMERKIN GET BACK TO WORK!"
"Whats good my flamerkin"
by MonkePuggy May 19, 2024
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flapperdap

Flapperdap is used as an adjective for people who are complete slobs and lazy
Person 1: Come on now
Person 2: I dont feel like it
Person 1: Wow you are such a flapperdap
by bolledyr123 May 22, 2024
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