fiona c

a seriously fugly person, who speaks in a monotone voice and is as sexy as a billingate market and her magic beean is up the bean stalk with a giant

a woman who is more male than female and her name is fiona c

by wanktissue February 8, 2010

Fiona

The most wonderful girl ever. Pale as the moon with freckles all over. A nice pussy and a wonderful smile. Blonde but not dumb. An amazing person to have.

I want to fuck Fiona

by Wolfe8017 June 18, 2019

Fiona

jealous jealous

damn that Fiona girl is jealous

by thatgirlstephanielol October 6, 2019

Fiona

Fiona is the most Jewish person you will ever fucking meet. If you drop a penny, she will RUN from where she is to grab it. She spends most of her time singing Hanukah songs and hates anyone who celebrates Christmas.

Did you see Fiona stick a Hanukkah candle up her ass?

by ThatbruhmomentwhenBISTOSisgay November 28, 2019

Flora

Somebody who smokes 10 packs a day and spits on puppies.

I'm calling the RSPCA you Flora!

by QPR R SHIT July 10, 2020

Fionan

goldylocks...childrens story book with a happy ever after ending

The Little red Riding Hood is such a Fionan

by bobsmyname March 27, 2008

pining for the fiords

a phrase used as a last ditch attempt to avoid blame for killing something. First used by Monty Python in the infamous "dead parrot" sketch.

#1: "I'm here to get my dog"

#2: "Here you go"

#1: "Holy crap it's dead"

#2: "No it's not, it's just pining for the Fiords"

by Co-stanza August 17, 2010