When a man decides it's a good time to mash his cock with the kitchen utensils. The origin is from Ancient Egypt when the first spoon was invented. A man beat his dong to a pulp and he never came back from it.
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"Well Sam, My wife left me, I lost my job, and my kids died."
"Well Sam, My wife left me, I lost my job, and my kids died."
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