Expeli

Girl who got expelled for destroying the bathroom at white plains high school

The expelie went home and supported Biden.

by bottylicker3000 August 3, 2021

expressocookiesc0ckslave

A person who aggressive simps for a fictional character that is a cookie

1: Hey do you know expressocookiesc0ckslave?

2: no? Who is that?

1: it's a person who simps for a fictional character thats cookie!

by expressocookiesc0ckslave October 3, 2021

Expressvery

Gives you superpowers! Takes care of your daily needs, when you need it. Worthy of being the apple of your eye. A super-reliable friend who promises "will be there in 30 minutes" and then actually shows up! ☺️

"Bro, have you Expressvery the butter for pun maska"?.

by Vashi December 14, 2021

expressing yourself

Having a tattoo of a penis on your neck

Person A: How do you like to express yourself?
Person B: The penis tattoo on my neck is the only way I'm able to express myself!

"A penis tattoo on your neck is the only way of truly expressing yourself!"

by Charlie_p0g April 27, 2023

Expelliarmus

to disarm or blast someone away from you

*A harry potter spell

harry, "EXPELLIARMUS"
*snape blasted to hell

by Miss. Ridle June 5, 2023

Express 69

1. A rollercoaster with a 69 foot tall lift and 89 foot drop to the underground (resembling insertion to the vagina) plus random turns, loops, hills, and a top speed of 69 mph.

2. A train ride that spans 69 miles (a sexamile).

You: Express 69 is the best rollercoaster that’s less than 100 feet tall.
Me: I thought it was a train ride.

by gregben September 13, 2023

cutties express

the metaphoric train one rides after falling victim to a harsh insult or is just generally cutties

"that was harsh bro, all aboard the cutties express."

by qwertyuiop08642 October 20, 2008