I can’t even 

When all you can say are numbers that end in 1, 3, 5, 7, and 9.

One. Dude, I can’t even.

I can’t even by BusyPooping September 22, 2022

I’m so drunk I can’t even see straight 

Fucking bitch shoot the gun have some fun

I’m so drunk I can’t even see straight . Right now. NOOOOO

I’m so drunk I can’t even see straight by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 26, 2020

dont even trip 

Dont go there.

girl please dont even trip

dont even trip by Amy November 26, 2003

break even 

One of the better bands coming from Western Australia

person one: ohmygosh. anime fire is playing on friday
person two: break even is way better <333

break even by dominika March 21, 2008

bitch! i dont even have H.I.V! 

it means that u are straight edge, clean, a virgin basically

if a girl is accusing another girl of being a whore, the second girl might say, "Bitch! I dont even have H.I.V!"

bitch! i dont even have H.I.V! by Jecca baby September 8, 2005

do you even science 

A fantastically stupid way to advise all people on the net that you are a complete and utter prick - using science as a verb is a passing phase but still very annoying and not needed. (one of 2016's ultimate dick terms)

'like, lidderally..., dude, do you even science, bro'

'*rolls eyes.... '

do you even science by tom healey September 11, 2016

don't even

exclamation, contraction of "don't even think about it", uttered during copulation with a frigid female that has just felt your cock brush her anus. A signal that you did not buy her enough alcohol prior to engaging in the sex act.

Oh yeah honey! How about some of this?
Don't even....!
Damn.... hey you want a break? I make a mean vodka-lemonade.

don't even by moofmonkey December 1, 2003