Engineers Fault

On a construction site no matter what when things go wrong it is always the engineers fault even if they are not responsible or on site at the time.

Site Manager- "why is this wrong"
{Person who as done it} - "Engineers Fault"

by Kill_crazy May 4, 2023

Lord Elgin

Having sex in a hotel room chair.

"Man, I totally Lord Elgined her last night up in her room"

by Xoanon August 2, 2009

shitbox engineer

somebody who engineers things in a manner that would be considered shitty

Your a total shitbox engineer!

by Fataliswire November 11, 2012

East elgin secondary school

A stupid highschool filled with crackheads, whores, snakes and backstabbing bitches. 10/10 wouldn’t recommend this school. Everyone at this school sucks. If your lucky u won’t get a shitty teacher. Try not to get peer pressured into vaping as there is so many nicotine addicts and show offs.

“hey bro what school you go to?” “i go to east elgin secondary school ” “ ew bro are you a nicotine addict?”

by urmomMaryJane69420 October 16, 2019

Assin The Engine

When one male of a large size with the nick name " Big Engine" is unexspectant of foul action that is coming at him , and his agressor "Matt" taticaly get's infront of Big Engine' face and " Bare Ass Farts" while farting spreads his ass cheeks open and makes contact with the Big Engine's head or face with a strong chance of fecies flying from Matt's ass and landing on the engine.

While watching the Sheild Matt backed his bare ass up and spread his cheeks and assed the engine. This is called
" Assin The Engine"

by Big Engine October 31, 2008

Lightning Propulsion Rocket Engine

Lightning Propulsion Rocket Engine: This is a theoritical rocket engine that is based on the principles of cause an effect. Artificial lightning is discharged towards an ionized gas. When the lightning strikes the gas, it propels the craft forward at near the speed of light. The engine is designed to be used in the vacuum of space under zero gravity.
The engine was first theorized by a Christian science fiction writer named Victor Darnell Hadnot in one of his short stories.

Lightning Propulsion Rocket Engine: is used to propel a spacecraft near the speed of light. The engine that is used to move a spacecraft at the speed of light. Any rocket engine that makes use of artificial lightning to propel a spacecraft near the speed of light.

by Dr. Patricia Pystrum January 10, 2010

Mazda Rotary Engine

Essentially a portable hand grenade. The apex seals are like pins of a hand grenade attached to a Schrödinger's cat resulting in an engine that it is in 2 states of reality; both working and exploded at the same time.

- Man, did you heard about the RX-9 rumors saying it will come with a mazda rotary engine?
- Yeah, can't wait until it blows up at the mall!

by St0RM53 November 25, 2016