Your emotional algorithm, is a subconscious selection process that is choosing the wrong the person for you. You overlook the red flags because are so familiar that they feel like home. Possibly the same red flags as one of your parents.
Me sobbing during a break up - Gawd! I can't believe I ended up with another prick who treats me like garbage! My emotional algorithm must be broken. What is wrong with me?
by Siouxsie Supertramp October 9, 2023
Get the emotional algorithmmug. When your partner micro cheats on you it's emotional infidelity.
Messaging others for hook ups when there in a relationship
Messaging others for hook ups when there in a relationship
Emotional infidelity happened when a woman messaged me last night, she took screen grabs of messages between her and my boyfriend, now ex boyfriend. She wrote keep your man Cameron out of my Dm's and you deserve better
by Kinglord September 3, 2022
Get the Emotional infidelitymug. Is the act of, (the ego), feeding off ones own misery at the expense of degrading and belittling others.
Don't take Mike's hateful words personally, he is consumed by emotional cannibalism. - It's best to walk away from that friendship for a while if he continues to treat you so poorly.
by BirdonFyer66 February 18, 2022
Get the emotional cannibalismmug. A phrase coined by 5SOS in the song “BLENDER”. Used to describe feeling like your feelings are all mixed up.
Example 1: “I feel like I’ve been in a fuckin’ emotional blender today.”
Example 2: “The upcoming release of 5SOS5 has thrown me through an emotional blender.”
Example 2: “The upcoming release of 5SOS5 has thrown me through an emotional blender.”
by MukesKiwi July 25, 2022
Get the emotional blendermug. Emotional Arson: verb: creating or catalyzing a personal and/or public situation to get a specific emotional reaction from a targeted audience that creates a chain reaction does not go as calculated or grows until it exceeds manipulative control.
Emotional Arsonist :noun: A person who creates or catalyzes a personal and/or public situation to get a specific emotional reaction from a targeted audience that gets irritated when the initiated chain reaction does not go as they expected or grows until it exceeds their personal control. Emotional arsonists are most commonly seen in Propaganda Politics, Reality TV shows, Highschool and College Pranks, Social Media Trolling, Internet Bullying, and Weather Reports about Hurricane strength.
Emotional Arsonist :noun: A person who creates or catalyzes a personal and/or public situation to get a specific emotional reaction from a targeted audience that gets irritated when the initiated chain reaction does not go as they expected or grows until it exceeds their personal control. Emotional arsonists are most commonly seen in Propaganda Politics, Reality TV shows, Highschool and College Pranks, Social Media Trolling, Internet Bullying, and Weather Reports about Hurricane strength.
-Narcissists specialize in emotional arson.
-Karen did not expect the tweet to become emotional arson to her own reputation.
-The biggest emotional arsonists in Hollywood have degrees in acting with a working knowledge of photoshop.
-Weather anchors perform emotional arson on live TV to their professional credibility acting like winds are blowing them down in light rain when toddlers are walking behind them just fine.
-Karen did not expect the tweet to become emotional arson to her own reputation.
-The biggest emotional arsonists in Hollywood have degrees in acting with a working knowledge of photoshop.
-Weather anchors perform emotional arson on live TV to their professional credibility acting like winds are blowing them down in light rain when toddlers are walking behind them just fine.
by Nicole Benton June 15, 2019
Get the Emotional Arsonmug. Someone who preys on your emotions, a person in your life that makes you sad even if you give them all the love you can afford.
by Ikena April 8, 2021
Get the Emotional liabilitymug. "Hey man, your shoe is untied"
"Dude shut the fuck up you little fag I'll fucking fuck you up"
"Man, that guy is such an emotional fetus!"
"Dude shut the fuck up you little fag I'll fucking fuck you up"
"Man, that guy is such an emotional fetus!"
by EmotionalFetus April 1, 2015
Get the Emotional Fetusmug.