Dylan 

A pothead kid who thinks he's an important part of society because he can spraypaint on the side of a bridge. I would know because he's my brother.

Dylan is a douchebag.

Dylan by Noneyabizneesss October 28, 2012

Dylan 

The biggest faggot alive today!

He enjoys men, cock and a big set of balls in his mouth! He enjoys listening to show tunes and beating off in socks! His other hobbies also include prenteding to like girls to cover up the horrible truth and treating everyone like dirt!

LOL I saw Dylan today fuck he is gay!

LOLZORS Dylan rimmed my dog!

Dylan by Daniel! November 11, 2008

Dylan 

A Meme Lord! Socially awkward, genuinely depressed, hates everyone, and most likely a terrorist who will shoot up your school.

Dylan is such a weirdo!

Dylan by Kms11417 March 6, 2017

dylan 

1. to be completly pushed or rejected out of a social circle.

2. to be the person people throw bits of food at.

3. a fat bitch. that cries alot.

dude you totally just pushed me out of the circle. what am i dylan.?

dylan by superduperboy January 15, 2008

dylan 

A white kid who would commit a mass shooting

Who shot up that school yesterday? Oh it was a teen named Dylan

dylan by Bosskid1213 November 25, 2016

Dylan 

Any male with a micropenis, this is usually accompanied with napoleon syndrome and penis envy for anything over 2".

Girl it was such a disappointment!!
Such a Dylan!!!

Dylan by DMoore11 November 28, 2016

Dylan 

An emo kid who likes to pretend he isn't gay and wants to actually has sex with girls... also, probably has a small dick. Generally sings emo songs in largely public places.

Oh, that kid is such a Dylan - he's just an emo faggot.

Dylan by Sesshyrocksme April 14, 2010