Seems like a sweet guy, but as soon as he's settled with a girlfriend he loses all willpower of communication and makes the girl feel paranoid that he's cheating on you.
Girl 1: He doesn't answer me anymore, even when we haven't spoken in a week.
Girl 2: Gurl, it looks like you've been Dylan'd.
Girl 2: Gurl, it looks like you've been Dylan'd.
by shortgirlnastyproblem January 11, 2016
Get the Dylanmug. Pussy ass bitch that sucks fat cock. He is also a tubby titted daddy fucker. Likes huge cock in his ass. Has a tiny dick.
by Niggah licker September 21, 2013
Get the Dylanmug. by Dylan 4 eva July 30, 2012
Get the Dylanmug. A Badass. Generally one of the coolest, most ridiculous people out there. With a radicle beard too. Say's completely nonsensical things, but gets away with it. Can throw movie quotes into a conversation like its nobody's business. Has a pretty sweet tattoo of himself too.
"Dude, Dylan just won a dodgeball game, 1 on 6, with his eyes closed."
"Have you seen Dylan's shoes? They have his Name on them!"
"That tattoo, it's so... Dylan"
"Have you seen Dylan's shoes? They have his Name on them!"
"That tattoo, it's so... Dylan"
by AtomicGreenBean September 22, 2012
Get the Dylanmug. by Coxman69 July 18, 2014
Get the Dylanmug. One dumbass motherfucker who likes to get pussy. He makes all the girls wet. He eats pussy good. Dylan may be dumb but he good under the sheets.
Dylan likes stinky pussy.
by Americanbadassbeercock February 2, 2015
Get the Dylanmug.