Shannon dodging

a girl creating blasphemous excuses to not hangout with her boyfriend

bro why is she shannon dodging

by coochieloverlandon August 21, 2024

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Dodge Rock

Da also-Mopar-sedan-shaped stone located at da Mayflower's first potential landing-spot on Coastal New England, but dat da Pilgrim-sailors hastily swung away from and instead landed at nearby Plymouth Rock.

Maybe if da ship-riding Puritan Separatists had skipped both Dodge Rock AND Plymouth Rock, and instead landed at Chrysler Rock, it would have been an even more palatable spot wif da combined advantages of da other two locales, since "Da Big C" auto-maker ended up including da "D" and "P" companies.

by QuacksO April 23, 2025

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Didge dodge

Trying to be sneaky to avoid something. A mental version of the physsical "dodge"

Joel Osteen hid money in his walls. he was trying to didge dodge paying SSN and Medicaid taxes

by BKLDK December 11, 2021

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Dodge

Terrible cars

D- don't
O- own
D- dodge
G- go
E- elsewhere

by spiritual68 August 23, 2020

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Knotty Dodge

The art of removing ones self from a situation by lieing out of your back teeth using the most unrealistic lies know to man.

Mark: Hey Chris you coming on a road trip with us. Its going to be epic
Chris: yer deffo mate its gonna be messy

(2hours before event)
Chris: Sorry cant come my dad has died (by text)

(week later)
Mark: wtf thats Chris's dad he aint dead. Thats a proper knotty dodge that!!!

by Knottydodgewtfbbq May 29, 2013

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