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Doctor Moangroan

Refers to any "low-stamina" dude --- usually middle-aged or older --- with moderate chronic aches and pains which prevent him from seeking regular employment, although he does still attempt to assist other less-fortunates in "treating" or "curing" minor difficulties in their everyday lives. Every town has at least one or two of these unique hombres.
It's often very easy to determine if Doctor Moangroan is back in town or not --- just poke your head out your front door and crane your head up da street and down da street... if ya hear him moanin' and groanin'. then you know he's back in town. Any time "da Big M" does wearily shuffle back into city limits on his way home again from a brief sojourn to do grocery-shopping or visit friends in a distant place, the townspeople hastily schedule a "Groaners' Anonymous" meeting; to give D.M. his due credit, he has absolutely zero hesitation in acknowledging that he does indeed suffer from a major "groaning" problem, and so he ALWAYS goes to the meeting --- every time --- in fact, he CHAIRS the group --- he heads it up! Not sure how much actual benefit da meetings do him or da multitudes of other huge balding and hairy-stomached dudes with fibromyalgia, Arthur Itis, and/or Charles Horse who also attend said gatherings, but at least you get plenty of companionship, plus they always pass out free glucosamine, chondroitin, and MSM pills to help ease da guys' aches somewhat, and so that's a good thing.
by QuacksO November 15, 2018
mugGet the Doctor Moangroanmug.

beat doctor

one who makes beats.
"dude, your dad is a total beat doctor."
by xx-lilbill-xx February 19, 2009
mugGet the beat doctormug.

Doctor Whom

Guy 1: Knock Knock
Guy 2: Who’s there?
Guy 1: Doctor
Guy 2: Doctor who?
Guy 1: No, Doctor whom.
by shethey June 24, 2018
mugGet the Doctor Whommug.

nazi doctor

A term used by fat people to describe a doctor making them starve before surgery
My nazi doctor says I can't eat anything for the next 24 hours, but I am starving.
by Chocoballs1 September 8, 2015
mugGet the nazi doctormug.

Doctor Appointment

(idiom): feeling horrible, as to need a doctor appointment.
"Geez... This colds got me down, I'm feeling so doctor appointment."
by Cynical Skyline May 24, 2018
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The usual doctor

A doctor who has been to multiple countries to serve or learn, the doctor treats you as though you are about to die but at the same time you are going to live a good life, the doctor usually has big eyes and is most of the time a big shot woman who freaking awesome and sometimes scary in colonoscopies.
The usual doctor was very interesting and I showed him this definition at my visit
by Hekil80pplin2dayshesadoptedmvl November 14, 2018
mugGet the The usual doctormug.

Fish Doctor

Shelley has to go to the fish doctor today :\
by AustralisTerra October 14, 2010
mugGet the Fish Doctormug.

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