Dinking the post

When you try to move to anal sex and bump into a turd, forcing you to back out and losing the game.

I ended up dinking the post and ruining the evening.

by Not myself after beer January 13, 2019

Dinkerchief

A form of a kerchief or bandanna, typically a hemmed square of fabric which is intended for personal hygiene purposes such as wiping one's dink after fornication.

I’m totally getting laid tonight. Good thing I brought my dinkerchief.

by The Real Chas September 6, 2019

Dinkelshmort

A Dinkelshmort is a #rareinsult that is a way to describe someone who is being stupid or not thinking strait

Dude 1: yo what’s 9 + 10

Dude 2: uhh 21
Dude 1: no you dinkelshmort it’s 19
Dude 2: hold up what’s a dinkelshmort?
Dude 1: look it up in insta it’s kind of hard to explain

Dude 2: ok

by OneSaltyBoi25 September 21, 2019

Dink dick december

Dink dick december is mostly for the girls. Its based on slap ass month that mostly boys got to slap girls bootys. In dink dick december, girls are allowed to grab/punch or slap boys dicks. Dinking means hurting someone so the girls can dink the boys dicks during dink dick december

person 1 Holy shit its almost ddd!
person 2 What’s that?
person 1 You havent heard?? Its dink dick december
person 2 Sounds bad! I will buy mysef some protection to get prepared!!

by Pls_dont_dink_my_dick November 22, 2019

dinkage

Basiclly something thats already dinky and becomes more dinky. This dinky thing that became more dinky has experienced dinkage.

Tiny tin: "dinkage" -undefined dinkage
Your stupid and reading this made you more stupid. You have experienced dinkage in your brainage.

by Tacosmile772 November 27, 2019

Dinker

a way to refer to something as small. or not big

that fish is a dinker

by Hankst3r March 22, 2020

dink dinks

what my dad calls the bottom of a persons ass cheeks. the underboob of ones butt

dad: your dink dinks are showing

by toadgorl April 7, 2020