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Lady Gaga Disease

Lady Gaga Disease is when a normal person listens to Gaga's music only once and then they need to learn more about her. After they discover new things about Gaga, they start liking everything about her. Then they start getting protective of Lady Gaga and they form into 'obsessed fans' into Little Monsters.
These 'Little Monsters' think that everything Gaga does is cool, when obviously it's retarded and weird. They start liking her personality, actions, looks, speech, singing, acting, dancing, and everything else. While they're distracted by this 'perfect "woman"' (I just threw up a little when I typed that) they are completely unaware that she's a disgusting mutant freak.
Caitlyn: Hey did you watch that award show last night?
Sabrina: Yeah, I saw it. Did you see what Lady Gaga was wearing?!
John: YEAH I SAW HER! SHE LOOKED SO GOOD LAST NIGHT!!!!

Sabrina: Oh, I meant that she looked completely ridiculous with that dead fetus on her head...
John: SHUT THE HELL UP!! YOU'RE A DAMN IDIOT!!! SHE LOOKED BEAUTIFUL IN THAT OUTFIT!! YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS OF HER FAME AND SUCCESS!! SHE'LL ALWAYS BE WAY BETTER THAN YOU!!
Caitlyn: Oh my God, dude, you have Lady Gaga Disease.
by TheKatycat July 7, 2011
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UglyBitches Disease

If you arrive at a social event and the vast majority of females there are ugly then the said event has a bad case of UglyBitches.
Man, I walked in there looked around and knew that his party had a bad case of uglybitches.
by s1lence February 9, 2005
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blue banana disease

a disease in which your penis instantly swells and turns into a dark blue colour. If not treated in time, it will eventually drop off due to an erection.
urco: i used to suffer from blue banana disease. it is not a laughing matter. i no longer have a dick.
by mark chaplin February 5, 2010
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Declan Disease

A disease that causes everything awful to happen to you at one time. Often times, falling down stairs will occur.

Side effects include: migraines, vertigo, blindness, a killer british accent, being home schooled, and everyone in the hospital knows you on a first name basis. Also, you have a room reserved in a hospital at all times.
Guy 1:Dude poor guy! He hasn't been in school for months!
Guy 2: Yeah, he has Declan disease...
by weej and keej June 8, 2011
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Katy Perry Disease

Someone who is totally and utterly obsessed with Katy Perry and can't do anything without it reminding them of Katy Perry.
Person 1: Omg how pretty is that love heart?

Person 2: OMFG..Katy Perry had a Love heart behind her when she was performing at Radio1's Live Lounge..and When she was singing POM which is Part Of Me it had a crack through the middle..

Person 1: Jeez man, tell us your life story!

Person 2: Its called being a Katycat and having Katy Perry Disease!
by KATYCATHEARTBEAT4LIFE September 26, 2012
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LOLkinheimerz Disease

when you laugh so hard for a long extent of time, you catch the LOLkinheimerz disease
Omg!!! i have to stop laughing or i will catch the LOLkinheimerz Disease!
by jsan2222 from Boro NJ April 25, 2009
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Liezheimers Disease

Is when you lie so much, you forget what you lied about.
Chris lies about so much stuff he cant remember what he lies about. He cant even keep his lies straight, " he must have Liezheimers Disease."
by Gumpyliversmack February 9, 2010
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