designer drunk

When you mix different types of alcohol to get a certain type of drunk.

Carl: Damn, Lois just took a shot of everclear and chased it with a beer.

Phil: Yeah, tonight she's getting designer drunk.

by Jlit44 September 4, 2015

designatedist driver

Designatedist Driver:
-Is used when having a conversation with someone responding with the word, "designatedist driver" meaning that you, and everyone in the car with you has been drinking and you are the soberest of your group to drive

Sorry for the late response,

I was the designatedist driver tonight everyone else was way too drunk to drive

by @lways @ M3$@girl March 14, 2016

designated mall

This is the mall that is the closest to your house. The one you visit often.

I'm going to stonecrest mall, it's only ten minutes away from my house. Discover mills is to far it's not my designated mall.

by Princessofdasouth July 30, 2016

Designer Girl

The term 'Designer Girl' describes a female that will only wear designer/high-end branded clothing.

"She only wears Versace, that girl is such a designer girl."

"You won't see me in Gucci, I'm not a designer girl."

by ojiubuygbuy January 17, 2017

designated sucker

the friend in your group, (who's naturally a hoe), sucks all the crusty dicks you don't want to.

Amber: Ew Sarah, that ratchet old man just asked me to give him a blowjob!

*Amber and Sarah look back at their friend Paisley *

Sarah: You know what to do, designated sucker. Drop to those ashy knees and start sucking.

by Frankfucker June 15, 2017

designated beer

After much beer consumption, unable to track which ones are empty, there is a chosen spot for the current beer.

My designated beer is the one to the right of the Tylenol.

by Frets & Such July 11, 2017

design drift

When the original website design wireframes have little resemblance to the finished product due to having too many stakeholders with competing visions of the requirements.

The indecisive client, two new product owners and an offshore technology team led to the website vision spinning off into widening gyres of design drift.

by PavlovBadjewski August 23, 2017