Dart your mitt

when someone takes it up the pooper

when kyle jennings darted regum bradums mitt it was quite special and then drew said ohhhh dart your mitt eh

by mitt darter December 31, 2011

italian lawn dart

n. a piece of neighbor dog feces deposited in your yard which is then hurled back into the yard of the rightful owner.

"That scumbag Carmine let his dog shit in our yard again. I'll get even with that cocksucker and throw the italian lawn dart back onto his feakin' lawn."

by scabbrain April 5, 2010

Dart Vader

A chain smoker... aka someone who is always smoking ciggaretts.

"I'm going out for another smoke"

"Whoa! Calm down Dart Vader!"

by Mo Diz January 8, 2004

shooting darts

When a male's sperm is infertile. Usually caused by excessive ball tapping, punching, and kicking of the testis.

I heard Peter is shooting darts even since I whacked him in the balls with that hammer.

by quest?onmyidentity September 22, 2007

Overnight Dart Package

A small package containing cigarettes to be given to one who is leaving home for the evening but wishes to bum the cigs he/she would have bummed off you had they remained at your house.

Hey bro, can I grab an Overnight Dart Package?

Is it cool if I steal an ODP from you?

I'm here for an overnight dart package.

I don't have a job, but feel I am deserving of your cigarettes, Can ya toss me an Overnight Dart Package?

by carl winslows chest hair February 2, 2010

Lawn Dart Penis

When you are having sex and you pierce her Uterus, making it bleed.

Tom was fucking Sierra and he Lawn Dart Penis'ed her.

by Uniifyyy June 23, 2018

human tree dart

Is when a person rides on a motorcycle (sport/crotch rocket style) and is involved in a vehicle crash. As a result of the crash the rider flies like a dart through the air with an enough speed and force to stick into a tree like a dart. 99% of the time the motorcycle rider is killed on impact with any solid surface.

A human tree dart is person that is riding on a sport/crotch rocket style motorcycle is involved in a vehicle crash. They hit with such force the rider is thrown from the bike flying through the air like a dart. When the rider hits a solid object after being thrown from the motorcycle they stick on a tree or other solid object like a dart sticks on a dart board.

by lead dog millionaire October 4, 2013