creating a fire

When two lesbian women rub so hard and fast their pubes catch fire

They were going at it so hard they started creating a fire

by TheGayer January 30, 2014

cranking the flop

Masturbating With a half-erect member

Joe was trying to break his masturbation record, but by the 4th go he was just cranking the flop.

by BadWolfxMYQx June 3, 2014

Crawking

The sound a person makes when a penis is inserted too far into the throat, invoking a gag-reflex, typically accompanied by extreme salivation or vomiting.

She was sucking my cock, and when I grabbed her head and pushed it down further, the bitch started crawking!

by heavymongo June 18, 2016

creamin' seamen

1. (verb) Shooting a massive load up a woman's vagina, causing your submarine to be soaked in cream; a supersized creampie.

2. (plural noun) A circle jerk of sex deprived sailors, who have most likely been at sea for months without seeing a woman, ending with an unholy bukkake on the captain in the middle, who is on his knees, wearing red lipstick and a blonde wig.

(Verb)

Jake: Hey Phil! How was the night with Sasha?
Phil: It was alright. We were creamin' seamen all night long.
Jake: It was alright? You sound like you had a great time bro!
Phil: Yeah, but we stained her mom's new carpet, Sasha's super pregnant now, and I have HIV.
Jake: Damn.

(Noun)
Butt Pirate Phil: Arr me matey! Let's raid this ship and take all her booty!
Ass Captain Jake: (Hands Phil the spyglass) Behold! These are no ordinary sailors! These are creamin' seamen! Not even Ass Bandits would interrupt such a sacred ritual of loneliness and virginity!
Butt Pirate Phil: Mmm... I gotta get me a piece of that ass!
Ass Captain Jake: Phil! That is not the way a Butt Pirate speaks on my ship!
Butt Pirate Phil: Sorry.

by Butt Pirate Bill October 1, 2017

cranking a bob marley

smoking a very large joint

I was riding down the street on my big bad Harley wind in my hair and cranking a bob marley

by Kongo Kong May 31, 2018

Cranking Your Bag

It's when you're fucking with somebody

Them. Did you tastes my spaghetti?
Me. Yeah, too much sauce
Them. This is a family sauce motherf...
Me.im just cranking your bag bitch it's good

by ONlyonE_- June 4, 2018

Creasing

Creasing: verb
When you’re so high off your ass your mind folds in half and your thoughts explode from your brain all at once.

Will work if under the influence of: marijuana, acid/LSD, shrooms, molly/ecstasy.

“Bro I was so fucked last night i was CREASING so hard”

by Dawgo nation June 6, 2018