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Creamed Junkie

The party got a little out of control and at one stage there was this chick hanging upside down on the clothes line doing Creamed Junkies.
by Captain Gyno October 1, 2012
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Prom cream

The time after prom when you go to the hotel for 5 minutes with your boyfriend. Expect you don’t cream, he does.
“Girl I am telling you Prom Cream isn’t as fun as it seems. You have no fun, he does.”
by What is up my dude :) July 21, 2020
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cream of stool

Cream of Stool®: simply foul poo that harms and depletes both body and soul.
by Professor_Z January 4, 2023
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cats to cream

cats to cream
Pronounced: cats-to-cream

Commonly Misspelled as:
cats to the cream
cats the cream

Synonyms:
Indomitable
Determined
Problem Solver
Perseverance

Antonyms:
Quitter
Stop
Give up

1. A term used to describe Physics type students. When you put down a bowl of cream there is something about it that is irresistible to the cats. Similarly Physics types feel the same way when faced with problems. They cannot wait to get at it. Even though they may have no clue on how to start the problem they can't wait to figure it out. Often times this phrase is used to motivate Physics types when faced with a tough problem.

2. Something my IB Physics teacher says before a test.

3. A motivational statement.
My Physics Teacher told us cats to cream before our Physics Test.

I really had to cats to cream that problem; I didn't even know how to start it.
by AClover May 13, 2020
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Cream of Beer

Cream of Beer is creamy stool that has about the same texture, consistency, and density as butter resulting from heavy drinking the night before. Drinks like cheap beer, malt liquor, or trendy mixed drinks like redbull & vodka and jager bombs are usually the culprit. Stool is usually a brownish orange color and has a sour smell because it is a mixture of 3 parts digested Alcohol to (0-1) parts digested food. Cream of Beer is usually followed by spotting or anal leakage that must be wiped again sometimes several times throughout the day after the initial bowel movement.
Man, I need to stop drinking,...tired of waking up with the cream of beer shits. Plus I go through about 2 rolls of toilet paper just wiping that buttery shit out of my ass, and then guess what, about 30 minutes later I got to wipe out the left over residue that slid out my butt-hole and is making my butt-hole itch like crazy.
by Gorb Jenkem August 19, 2013
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Boston Cream

When a Caucasian male is beneath an African American woman, the man will proceed to coat his manly seed all over the lumen her rectum, allowing a bit of the discharge to spill out. This result will closely resemble the Dunkin Donuts delicacy, the Boston Cream Doughnut. This may result in poop noodles, which can be used as a garnish.
Oh man, Robby made me a Boston Cream last night. It looked so good, I wanted to to eat it! Too bad I can't reach my ass with my mouth. poop noodle chocolate ass chocolate cream
by SigFire13 October 7, 2016
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Zipper cream

An unfortunate type of premature ejaculation in which a male spurts into the zipper of his pants while trying to remove them.
Jake was so excited about sexy times with Sheila that he zipper creamed everywhere. Sheila was not excited.
by redread January 21, 2014
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