slinging cream

To serve ice cream to patrons with great gusto.

"Have you seen Bryce from Sugar Lips? He's really the best at slinging cream."

by Lord Goo July 27, 2020

Cream Recycling

When a (more than likely) gay male ejaculates into the hand of another (probably) gay male who then masterbates using the semen of the other individual. This can be repeated multiple times causing one gigantically sticky situation.

HEY! You guys wanna head into the closet and try cream recycling? I'll go first!

by Manifest Man June 13, 2011

Cream of Beer

Cream of Beer is creamy stool that has about the same texture, consistency, and density as butter resulting from heavy drinking the night before. Drinks like cheap beer, malt liquor, or trendy mixed drinks like redbull & vodka and jager bombs are usually the culprit. Stool is usually a brownish orange color and has a sour smell because it is a mixture of 3 parts digested Alcohol to (0-1) parts digested food. Cream of Beer is usually followed by spotting or anal leakage that must be wiped again sometimes several times throughout the day after the initial bowel movement.

Man, I need to stop drinking,...tired of waking up with the cream of beer shits. Plus I go through about 2 rolls of toilet paper just wiping that buttery shit out of my ass, and then guess what, about 30 minutes later I got to wipe out the left over residue that slid out my butt-hole and is making my butt-hole itch like crazy.

by Gorb Jenkem August 19, 2013

Cream the Corn

Vigorously performed anal sex. Hitting up that corn hole hard and deep.

Rachel wants me to Cream the corn tonight. Imma tear that shit up

Her little pucker spot was all tore up. I love to Cream the corn.

by Eaton Holgoode February 20, 2018

Cream of Children

Semen

I spewed my cream of children onto Linda's face.

by TongueFuMasta February 19, 2021

Cream Cheese

Freshly groomed piste with ridges resembling spread cream cheese on a bagel

Hey Jack that cream cheese looks fresh and ready to rip up.

by Cream cheese super swag January 21, 2017

Whipped Cream!

it's just whipped cream. and if you came here to see some fucking sex shit get a life or I'll tell your mom you're on the urban dictionary.

Whipped cream! a delicious substance you put on a pie or whatever food you like!
Kyle: "Hey man, you want some Cool Whip Whipped Cream on your pumpkin pie?"
David: "Sure man!"
PS. I really wish the 99% audience of horny little boys would stop using the urban dictionary for sexual activities that they will never take part in.... MAKE THE URBAN DICTIONARY GREAT AGAIN!!

by XylophoneMaster August 19, 2021