Corn Worm

A behemoth, vicious worm-like leviathan. It is known to dwell in corn fields, and particularly in corn-field mazes.

The creature lies in wait, slithering slowly between corn stalks, out of site. Stealthy, agile, nearly invisible, it can swallow numerous people whole before any one of them notices their oncoming demise.

Often incorrectly thought of as a fairy tale, myth or rumor. The worldwide death count for corn worm-related fatalities is estimated at 200 or more per year.

Tony: "Hey, Rick. Let's go through the corn maze."

Rick: "No, man. Don't even joke around. Remember what happened to Tina?"

Tony: "Come on, man. No such thing as a corn wo--"

*a Corn Worm attacks, killing them both*

by BewareTheCornWorm October 17, 2009

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corn poo

When you eat alot of corn and then when you take a shit if you look at the shit it has whole chunks of corn and corn kernels in it.

"Damn! All that corn I ate last night was crazy. This morning I had major corn poo. I was honored so I took a picture and put it on the fridge next to R. Sterners mom."

by Richard Ivan November 12, 2004

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corn on the cock

while in the act of anal intercourse, the penis is pulled out, and a piece of corn is on the said penis. as you know, corn does not digest, making this possible. usually best to flick it off, and go right back into the act.

while mel gibson performed buttsex on jodi foster, he came out with some corn on the cock, but he would not let her love for corn get in the way of his buttsex.

by author guy mann-dude October 25, 2009

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