When you've been in a committed relationship for 10+ years and you'd rather get off to reruns of softcore HBO/Cinemax/Showtime pornos than have sex with your significant other.
(Wife walks into the living room wearing an "I heart ellen" t-shirt, sweatpants, and crocs)
Wife: Hey, honey. Wanna Netflix and Chill tonight? *wink*
Husband: Ugh
(Husband places his left hand down his pants and his right hand on the U-verse remote)
Husband: Looks like it's a Cable and Commitment night
Wife: Hey, honey. Wanna Netflix and Chill tonight? *wink*
Husband: Ugh
(Husband places his left hand down his pants and his right hand on the U-verse remote)
Husband: Looks like it's a Cable and Commitment night
by Andy Fong Chong December 12, 2015
Like commit die, but used to bypass even roblox filters
When u commit scooter ankle you instantly commited the crime of death
When u commit scooter ankle you instantly commited the crime of death
by Player2170(roblox arsenal guy) December 01, 2019
by jubiman December 11, 2018
A person who used to be average that turned into a man that has a creepy mustache and resembles drisis
by Bentoboy June 08, 2020
Telling someone to commit a theft king is essentially telling someone to go to hell. This term came about when popular YouTuber Theft King told YouTuber and game developer Kane Carter to burn in hell.
by Meznight July 18, 2024
These 3 words originating from Roblox because of censorship. When used in a sentence these words mean
1. "Please kill yourself" and I usually used by an annoying brat and such, but it can also be used as a 2. Counter-Argument
Below is 2 examples
1. "Please kill yourself" and I usually used by an annoying brat and such, but it can also be used as a 2. Counter-Argument
Below is 2 examples
1. superepicgamer : "yo jimmynutren"
jimmynutren : "go commit die idot"
2. Jerry_sucks : "Flamingo's content sucks"
milkman237 : "ok, but go commit die "
jimmynutren : "go commit die idot"
2. Jerry_sucks : "Flamingo's content sucks"
milkman237 : "ok, but go commit die "
by Annoying Polish-American Kid March 30, 2020
Term used by Roblox users to bypass the word "KY$" or "go commit sui*ide". It originated from an old popular Reddit post.
by funnimemsxdd July 11, 2023