Colorado O-Ring

When one eats the garter off the bride then shoots it out during the night then slides it back on the wife to finish the last nights dance

I pulled the Colorado o-ring off then took a dump after a snack then slid it back on for our final dance

by Yeeeeeeeeahhhhhh March 24, 2022

Colorado Pork Slider

When Lauren Boebert pegs Ted Cruz

I heard the Koch Brothers were serving a Colorado Pork Slider in Aspen

by Vinlggam June 16, 2022

colorado rhino

When a woman wears a strap on dildo on her forehead and runs around ramming people with it while making rhino noises.

My parents were in town from Texas so I decided to show them what a Colorado Rhino is.

by JPootLovato July 8, 2022

colorado hip disease

When a female has pronated, wide, curvy, soft, sweet, hot, delicious hips.

Damn see that milf, she got Colorado hip disease

by BooBungus May 12, 2022

Colorado

Colorado SUCKS I hate hate colorado it is the WORST state in the U.S.A

Friend: Hey I’m moving to colorado

Me: WHAT NO UGH BAD GRR AG

by Fluvanna _crackhead May 29, 2022

Colorado Mudslide

Equal parts Bailey’s and well gin served in a rocks glass and meant to be chugged. Served as a drink to fuck with your friends.

“Hey, it’s my boy's bachelor party, can we get him one Colorado Mudslide to celebrate?”

by Smallandfragile July 25, 2022

Colorado bear trap

When a twink is sitting on a Bears (large hairy gay man) dick and right before the bear cums he wraps his legs around the twink and cums into the twinks ass.

I thought my uncle and I were wrestling, but then the next thing I knew he caught me in a Colorado Bear Trap!

by Oral of the story August 14, 2022