Cod taco

A person who is worse than a douch bag

"That guy in the man bun looks like a cod taco"

"Alex Rodriguez is such a cod taco"

by Hazel and moe July 1, 2017

cod puree

The salty after-taste that lingers in your mouth after performing cunnilingus.

After a rough night Chase woke up with cod puree breath.

by Grim Bongmaster January 9, 2017

CoD Virginity

Your cod virginity (aka call of duty virginity) is when you first play with someone who’s never played call of duty before and *this mostly happens with girls*

Jacob: “ yo I took Emma’s Cod virginity the other day”
Ryan: “ how’d it feel?”

Jacob: “ like playing call of duty with an absolute trashbag but it’s like you can’t be mad at them”

by MiffedEmu June 11, 2020

COD karen

A COD Karen is a video game player who no-one wants to play with. He/She is usually part of a group that wants to get rid of him, but doesn't know how too. They are usually petty, don't know how to stop talking, passive, and think they're the best player out there. Additionally, will usually blame everything on others and/or lag instead of admitting they were wrong. If your buddy is a COD Karen you need a group intervention immediately.

Dude, I hate playing with him every night he's such a COD Karen, can we kick him?

by Twoprettybestfriends February 11, 2021

Swear to cod

Swearing on God, but instead Cod, to make it seem like you said God.

"Aye bro did you take a sip of my drink when I wasn't looking?" "Nah swear to cod I didn't"

by mihailopupovac November 24, 2022

cod wife

Your ride or die chick that you roll with on Call of Duty. Not to be confused with your real wife, who is most likely jealous of- and nags about your COD wife.

Back off bitch, I'm not talking to you- I'm talking to my COD wife.

by BiP0larBear January 11, 2023

Cod-shot

A practice in which requires a person to attach a fishing hook on the end of a double-barrelled shotgun. The shotgun is to then be dipped into the water and wait for a fish to catch onto the hook. Once caught, the user raises the shotgun out of the water and gives it both barrels. Whilst messy and cruel, the practice is scientifically proven to be the best way to discipline a fish.

Let’s head on over to James’ for some cod-shot

by SLick pussy July 21, 2020