A sex position for a two male one female threesome in which the two men face each other and the woman is hung upside down via one knee over the shoulder of one man. She is then penetrated vaginally and anally by each man respectively and swung back and forth. Resembling the pendulum of a grandfather clock.
"Simon asked if i wanted to make a grandfather clock the other day."
"You're not a clockmaker"
"Neither is simon"
"You're not a clockmaker"
"Neither is simon"
by Slaginsecret May 13, 2023
Having sex with a hooker who shows up looking nothing like their profile pic - but youre too horny to care
by ^^!$#@ October 12, 2019
Something to spice up your sex life, you set a timer or stopwatch and every time it goes off you switch to a new sex position.
Person 1: How are you and Jill doing?
Person 2: Well, honestly things were boring until last night when we tried clock style.
Person 2: Well, honestly things were boring until last night when we tried clock style.
by thedefiner v4 March 09, 2015
Friend 1: Hey! Can you help me with this?
Friend 2: Can’t you see I’m “off the clock” rn?!
Friend 1: But it’s lunch?
Friend 2: Uhhh bye— leave!
Friend 2: Can’t you see I’m “off the clock” rn?!
Friend 1: But it’s lunch?
Friend 2: Uhhh bye— leave!
by HeyitsAuduck April 17, 2022
by Aidenwisco March 19, 2018
by Phsycho#56209 January 13, 2017
Guy 1: Yo did you get caught looking at the clock?
Guy 2: Yerp. She talked to me about it after that period.
Guy 2: Yerp. She talked to me about it after that period.
by Raptor1172 February 08, 2019