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christopher ryan horn

A very sweet, and caring guy. He always looks out for those he loves and will never let you down. Everyone around him believes he is wonderful & would do anything for him. He is compassionate & creative. Very dramatic, and attempts to be stubborn. Very cute and adorable! Definately someone you want in your life. Has very good choice in music and is a dork. Dislikes reading, and one of the best actors ever. He can sing and dance and kick ass at soccer :) You have to be very lucky to have this boy in your life and thank God for him everyday.
You will never be as amazing as Christopher Ryan Horn. (:
by stronger_now July 24, 2011
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christopher chavez

The best guy in the word. A total awesome sauce type of person. Friends with anyone at anytime. He will have your back and steal your girl at the same time. He can also out wit the average gamer, and break the games he plays.
Look at christopher chavez hard at work with that girl.
by Cmchavez July 7, 2015
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Christopher

If your name is christopher you have a big dick and good at basketball
My name is Christopher and I’m good at basketball
by Christhegoat40 November 10, 2019
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Christopher Columbus

While sucking a bro off, you give their dick an Indian burn after wrapping an Italian food (pizza) around it. The Italian-Indian cultural fusion gives the sex act its name.
"Dude, my homie just gave me the Christopher Columbus of my life and now I gotta go to the ER for third-degree burns on my genitals"
by i do not care bruh March 13, 2022
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Captain Christopher Pike

All kidding aside, Captain Christopher Pike is a fictional character in the Star Trek universe. According to the original series lore, Pike commanded the U.S.S. Enterprise NCC-1701 from 2250-55, and again from 2258-63. When Pike's second tour of duty on the Enterprise was complete, the ship returned to Earth, and Pike was relieved of command and promoted to fleet captain. Command was then transfered to James T. Kirk. Three years after his promotion, Pike was involved in a radiation accident that left him burned, paralyzed, mute, and confined to a life-support wheelchair.

Pike is also featured in J.J. Abrams' 2009 reboot of Star Trek. He is first seen breaking up a bar fight in Iowa between 25-year-old James T. Kirk and some starfleet cadets under his supervision. Pike then plays mentor to Kirk, urging him to join starfleet and follow in the footsteps of his father, George Kirk. Pike is also seen as Captain of the Enterprise, although much more briefly than in the original series timeline (it is established that the events of the reboot are in fact an alternate reality influenced by the Nero, the film's villain, thus explaining the contradictions between the original series and the reboot).
I must point out that there are three officers of command rank available: Yourself, Commodore Mendez, and Captain Christopher Pike.
by thatcrazyman October 9, 2010
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christner

brutally honest, dog lover, does not approve of self definition
That guy is such a Christner
by pseudonymplease July 23, 2015
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Christopher

The name derives from the Greek term meaning "bearing Christ inside". He shares his name with Christopher Columbus and the dude on family guy who is terrified of the agro monkey in his room. He is a top notch smart ass and a great friend.
random1: hey who is that dude over there?
random2: oh yeah that's Christopher. He's maximum cool
by Aunt Pearl October 23, 2009
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