by 🅱️aron June 18, 2018

A overweight cunt who is full of life and loves to joke around with anyone. He loves to make friends and will even share his lunch with you. He will go out of his way for anyone!
Bro 1: did u just see that guy? he just gave the homeless family 100 dollars!
Bro 2: yeah! he always does that his name is cabbage jesus..
Bro 1: what a mad cunt we should meet him sometime..
Bro 2: hell yeah!
Bro 2: yeah! he always does that his name is cabbage jesus..
Bro 1: what a mad cunt we should meet him sometime..
Bro 2: hell yeah!
by Cabbage jesus May 12, 2019

You unseasoned cabbage.
by Seasoned Tic Tac March 27, 2021

by JAGOJSANTANA November 19, 2019

by Dalidoll November 8, 2021

A cabbage cup is when one decides to fart in his hand, trap it in like a lid on a cup and proceed to force the cup into a friend/significant others face
by Mr fart January 10, 2021

a socially awkward single middle aged man who pokes holes in cabbage heads and proceeds to have sex with whilst spinning cabbage head in a counter clockwise motion until orgasam is achieved
by ringlewart March 6, 2017
