When a male snakes his mates because he's a paigon. He invites his bird to drinks before a party in which he was usually meant to attend with his closest mates. He is a snake. cunt.
Dave: Im taking amy for drinks before the party
Boys: cunt you snake
Dave: don't worry ill be there at 10
Boys: but you're a cunt
*dave still is not there at 11pm*
Boys: dave is a snake and a cunt
Dave: i was ill
Boys: cunt
Amy: i have hand cramp from tossing dave off so much
Dave: i am such a davidoff false cobra I'm such a smokey wanker
Boys: cunt you snake
Dave: don't worry ill be there at 10
Boys: but you're a cunt
*dave still is not there at 11pm*
Boys: dave is a snake and a cunt
Dave: i was ill
Boys: cunt
Amy: i have hand cramp from tossing dave off so much
Dave: i am such a davidoff false cobra I'm such a smokey wanker
by iamasnake January 25, 2014
Get the Davidoff False Cobramug. A waiter/waitress/server that is persuasive and charming at his or her table and knows how to use their charm to suggest and or recommend the up sale.
Roy is the Table Cobra at Maria's Italian Resturant in Cape Coral, Florida because when he arrives to greet his table, they are hypnotized by his suggestive charm, talking his guests into ordering a $34 entree.
by Creativelingo May 4, 2021
Get the Table Cobramug. A: "HE GOT ANOTHER EYES ARE YOU KIDDING"
B: "DAMN I just need one for my title come on"
A: "Cobra Privilege!!"
B: "DAMN I just need one for my title come on"
A: "Cobra Privilege!!"
by TITAN482 July 27, 2021
Get the Cobra Privilegemug. Cobra taint is when you massage your taint after orgasm to get all of the semen out. This technique is known to prevent drips.
by Bestie420 July 21, 2022
Get the Cobra Taintmug. to be ready to have the most amazing time and knowledge dropped on you in the form of music or dictation from the second smartest person to ever live.
Happy New Year... Cobras Up!
by kingtocobras January 25, 2012
Get the Cobras Up!mug. kow'bruh
Cobra is a nickname for Andrew Tate. So some people on the internet like to call him "Cobra Tate". He is a boxer, and and makes inspirational speaches.
Another definition for it is a very explosive dutch firework.
Cobra is a nickname for Andrew Tate. So some people on the internet like to call him "Cobra Tate". He is a boxer, and and makes inspirational speaches.
Another definition for it is a very explosive dutch firework.
person 1: Have you seen what happened to Cobra Tate?
person 2: I dont know, what happened?
person 1: He got arrested!
person 2: I dont know, what happened?
person 1: He got arrested!
by Jamesforshort January 4, 2023
Get the Cobramug. A mexican shedding cobra is when your having sex and the hole the penis is inside of is too dry, which makes the top layer of skin peel off of the penis.
"How was last night with that new baddy?"
"It was going great for me until I aquired a mexican shedding cobra."
"It was going great for me until I aquired a mexican shedding cobra."
by TeemoSlayer July 4, 2024
Get the Mexican Shedding Cobramug.