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Christopher Pena 

A chubby, very unattractive, self-centered boy who denies being gay. He likes to masturbate using tomatoes and other fruit. He's also known for being fingered in public places.
girl: "Christopher Pena?? He's such a man-slut! Guys kept taking turns with him in the closet last night at the party! He walked out with a big smile, and white shit running down his chin!"

Christopher walkin' 

verb: when Christopher Walken or any character he plays acts in a cool,calm,collected manner sometimes even smiles and laughs in a non chalantly so as to catch one off guard then suddenly and completely kicks one's ass and totally obliterates one...then just walks away like nothing happened.
A flawles example of Christopher walkin' is when he pushes Michelle Pfieffer out the window in Batman Returns.

Christopher Collet 

One sexy little creature! Has curly hair... AND A BEAST!
Christopher Collet by Heyy ya'll January 16, 2012

Christopher Fink 

Pretty much the epitome of awesome. He has the quiet intensity of a young Liam Neeson, and will not hesitate to get ghetto.
Don't screw with him, he's a straight-up Christopher Fink!

christopher dinatale

Christopher DiNatale is a person who is REALLY cool and LOVES oranges.

Christopher fetish 

a strong sexual attraction to somebody named christopher
“Christopher smells bad, but I like it, I think I have a christopher fetish!”