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cannon-fodder complex

Psychological characteristic of a person who is too afraid to play any fast-paced sport that involves a ball, such as football, soccer, baseball, or basketball because he or she is too afraid of getting injured during rough playing, and/or because he/she is too afraid of the ball when it's thrown or kicked at him/her at high velocity.

Called a "cannon-fodder complex" because the person playing the sport feels like a cheap under-protected soldier being sent first against the enemy while having to avoid deadly enemy fire). So in fact, he or she thinks that it's too dangerous to catch, stop, or volley the ball while it's travelling at high velocity.
1.Having a cannon-fodder complex is one of the main reasons I hate playing sports.

2.Shit, we lost the game all because of some wussy in our team who turned out to have a cannon-fodder complex!

3.People with severe cases of cannon-fodder complexes are one of the main reasons that dodgeball was outlawed in schools.
by Mark H July 10, 2004
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trouser cannon

That trouser cannon was so big, it scared my vagina!
by arcansenal April 15, 2008
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Glitter Cannon

A circle-jerk involving 5 or more guys with a girl either sitting or laying in the middle, receiving the cum all over her body, making her sparkle.
Dude, did you hear about Brittany?

Yea, she took a full glitter cannon to the face. She was shining from here to china.
by GBOA January 10, 2010
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Middle Pocket Cum Cannon

I'm going to use my middle pocket cum cannon to shoot you down!
by Lugwyrm July 16, 2009
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Noob Cannon

A big green sniper rifle which dosent require skill or advanced aiming ability to kill with.
I'm a n00b and need an AWM to kill
by Mickie M March 12, 2004
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cannondale

American Bike Company Which prides itself on lightweight hand made bikes.
also pushes the boudaries in advancemant lay claim to many technological acheivements, including the lefty fork, and the 1.5 headset standard.
cannondale -judge
-jekyll
-Prophet
-Chase
by Fejfighter March 14, 2006
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Yellow Cannon

An erect penis with urine stream. Frequently occurs while trying to urinate with morning wood.
Leonard: "I tried destroying my yellow cannon this morning by thinking of a fat chick with multiple rolls but it didn't work."

Roger: "So what happened?"

Leonard: "I got urine on the toilet seat and had to clean it up."
by Willis Baylock, Earl of Wright January 24, 2010
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