muff is cabbage

1. A term used to describe the unhealthiness of one's (woman's) vagina.
2.) A nasty cabbage looking twat.

Eg. "Bro I went to go down on that girl at the party last night and realized she had a beat pussy!"
"Haha man her muff is cabbage!!"

by meefpeople March 24, 2014

cabbage neck

a bald jackass that has fatty rolls on the back of their neck

"look at them freakin' cabbage necks doin' that dumbass shit over there."

by nikieday July 28, 2015

mexican cabbage

South of the Boarder name for Weed

As in i went to Cabo last week with my boys and got blasted on that Mexican Cabbage

by rammh March 2, 2016

Spanish cabbage

Dinner table term for vagina

Laura, will you please pass the Spanish cabbage

by Lezzie Kush November 18, 2019

Cabbage Patch

When someone high five/holds your spud/fist bump

Did you just cabbage patch me

by JAGOJSANTANA November 19, 2019

Crackin' cabbages

fart, lettin' er rip, breaking wind, falttulence,

I told you that you ate too much roasted garlic, and now you'll be crackin' cabbages all night!

by mirmon March 20, 2019

Cabbage jesus

A overweight cunt who is full of life and loves to joke around with anyone. He loves to make friends and will even share his lunch with you. He will go out of his way for anyone!

Bro 1: did u just see that guy? he just gave the homeless family 100 dollars!
Bro 2: yeah! he always does that his name is cabbage jesus..
Bro 1: what a mad cunt we should meet him sometime..

Bro 2: hell yeah!

by Cabbage jesus May 12, 2019