Cabbage fever

When one isn't able to get an erection.
Whereas the stalk won't hold up the head.
Usually from a temporary reason ie. Nerves, drunk etc.
A term used jokingly on construction crews.
The man didn't have sex, due to a case of cabbage fever.
by Toker13 June 03, 2021
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muff is cabbage

1. A term used to describe the unhealthiness of one's (woman's) vagina.
2.) A nasty cabbage looking twat.
Eg. "Bro I went to go down on that girl at the party last night and realized she had a beat pussy!"
"Haha man her muff is cabbage!!"
by meefpeople March 09, 2014
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sad cabbage

Joshua: Sad Cabbage doesn't exist!
Me: It does, look it up!
by brzzz January 17, 2020
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Cabbage Plyler

That cooch over there is such a Cabbage Plyler.
by mytamponflewout June 09, 2021
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cabbage snatcher

A person who steals vegetables because they are a poor transient, but are still too much of a hippie to eat meat like a normal person.
“Just realized Peter Rabbit is a damn cabbage snatcher”
“I saw that bum in the community garden stealing tomatoes, what a cabbage snatcher”
by LCBAS May 03, 2018
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Cabbage Facepunch

When you are fucking a bitch from behind at mach 10 and you slip into her ass accidentally, when she looks back to yell at you punch her in the face.
i totally cabbage facepunched my ex last night.
by Sawatis February 16, 2019
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