Brand Storyteller

A brand storytelling is a person who uses emotional narratives to do nothing.

“Oh, brand storyteller? Nice so what’s it about?”
- You see this bar?
- Yes
- Do you want a drink?

by Realdictionaryman August 27, 2023

Caca brand

Caca brand is Gucci, as in the Gucci movie, with Lady Caca.

I see people love buying Caca brand, since they love being what Lady Caca calls "little monsters."

by I'mcrazy April 4, 2023

Brands

A nice fit or a nice pair of shoes, and nice-looking clothing really.

ay yo nice brands dawg

yo why you steppin on my brands!

by UrbanDicAuthor November 8, 2021

Brand new

When you see someone that you're acquainted with, and they try to be abit 2 friendly and u ignore them; then they get hurt and they come around and act all brand new towards you.

" lmao I don't understand why he is trying to act brand new? He pretends he doesn't even know you're name like geez!" Haha

by Mnj85 July 4, 2021

Store brand

The superior brand choice for the enlightened masses. These enlightened individuals realize that name brands and store brands are literally one and the same. The only difference is that you're paying more for the label on the can, and only suckers and conformists fall for that. Organic brands, however, trump both store and name brands. Mainly self-actualized people buy organic brands.

In summary:
organic/healthy brands > store brands > name brands

Some dude: *buys name-brand chips*
Me, an enlightened cashier: Hey, you know you can save $2 by buying the store brand alternative, right?

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 28, 2022

Brand-Devo

When a company/brand does something to make itself look bad, thereby soiling its image. So named for the popular 80's band Devo, or de-evolution.

"That companies association with Wal-Mart caused some serious brand-devo."

by toandfro December 7, 2007

CR Brands

A consumer goods company formed in 2006 by Allied Capital through a merger of two of its subsidiaries. It entered bankruptcy in March 2023.

Allied then merged Redox and ChemPro, Inc., with the resulting company being renamed CR Brands. The company filed for bankruptcy on March 16, 2023.

by SPrice1980 April 27, 2023