'Hey Son, are you ready for school?'
'Not right now mum, I'm just fapping to a John Travolta birthing'
'Not right now mum, I'm just fapping to a John Travolta birthing'
by Pegging Sue March 9, 2021
Get the John Travolta Birthingmug. by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Gravel Is Birthed By Abrasions<.7.9.7.6.>mug. When a person is thick but you know from their look that they have been like that all of their life...
Damn she thick!, Ethan replies nah she birth big it don't count .
I remember yo sister being wayyy skinnier than that, Ridley replies your slow she birth big she can't get no skinnier😒
I remember yo sister being wayyy skinnier than that, Ridley replies your slow she birth big she can't get no skinnier😒
by Hxmble October 22, 2017
Get the Birth bigmug. 
When you are at the latest stage of a massive constipation. You know it's there. You know it wants to get out. But the form and shape of it, has left the stage where you can call it 'feces' a long, long time ago.
It has turned into the form and shape of a huge, unripe avocado. It's coming. You just have to get it out, and you have no enema to help you. The avocado birth is there. It's coming and it's unavoidable. You have no other option than to just do it. Pain. Pain.
It has turned into the form and shape of a huge, unripe avocado. It's coming. You just have to get it out, and you have no enema to help you. The avocado birth is there. It's coming and it's unavoidable. You have no other option than to just do it. Pain. Pain.
At a surprise party where lot's of really nice people have arrived and just waiting for you. They ask eagerly: "Where's Zed, where's Zed?"
Friend answers: "He's coming. He's just doing an avocado birth"
Friend answers: "He's coming. He's just doing an avocado birth"
by nice bever February 3, 2024
Get the Avocado birthmug. by pepsi puppy December 12, 2020
Get the Dry birthmug. by ponyjar November 25, 2022
Get the alaskan tub birthmug.