When you are baking a cake and run out of chocolate and decide to use your diarrhea as a substitute, but you don’t tell anyone and it is a surprise
He had a chocolate cake batter surprise after eating his friend’s cake. He ended up shitting it out the next day and making his own version of it.
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Get the Battered asparagus mug.A sex move made based off a joke from Andrew Dice Clay in which the man keeps a bowl off to the side while fuckin a chick from behind, when he busts a nut he has to cum into the bowl, yell "WHATS IN THE BOWL BITCH", and slap the bowl down on the chicks head right when he yells "BITCH"
"Aye a friend of mine told me to give my girl the batter bowl."
"The fuck is that?"
"Idk, i asked him what it was but he just kept quoting Andrew Dice Clay"
"The fuck is that?"
"Idk, i asked him what it was but he just kept quoting Andrew Dice Clay"
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Get the Shatter Batter mug.Battered throuple syndrome is essentially Stockholm syndrome without the kidnapping. Typically BTS experienced by elder people. Sometimes occurs when a spouse dies and they latch onto another couple. The relationship of the three experiences feelings of love, attachment, trapped, and anxiety. Anxiety is often felt when separated from one or two. Trapped is experienced when one wants space from the two but they can not leave. They can run to the grocery store but they must return. Once one experiences BTS one can not escape.
My mom has battered throuple syndrome (BTS). She spends lots of time with a couple. She even sleeps in their bed. She sometimes calls the man her husband but she is confused by the dynamics of BTS.
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