A spinoff of The Houdini The Birmingham Bagle involves tricking your woman into thinking you're about to do something you're not. As you're about to finish off, pretending you're about to Peter North her so she closes her eyes, and opens her mouth. You pretend to be jerking it to trick her into thinking she's about to recieve a seimen bath, this is when you turn around very stealthfuly and unleash either a fart, or a diarrhea mess on her face and in her mouth. The Birmingham bagle is one of the hardest moves to pull off in history, and works much better if you have the runs.
You might as well call me the champ cause just last night, I gave April the Birmingham Bagle! Huzzah!
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Get the baleetion mug.Bagley is usually a greeting word, or a word to attract someones attention.
usually used in a church
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by zabRAWRi June 13, 2009
Get the Bagley mug.The most beautiful girl, inside and out. She's amazing, smart, sporty, sexy and dont ever do anything to piss Bailey off because she has a heart of gold. Bailey has green eyes with beautiful brown hair with blonde bits in it. she has the most beautiful smile because she has braces and i could watch her laugh for ages. Her best trait is her honesty.
Never let a Bailey go. She usually likes horses too!
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A bailey is what you would call a simple man at day with no emotions or feelings. But at night he turns into the weeabooer. The Bailey will rape weeaboos ears inorder to extract the fine nectar of the ear, you might know this as ear wax. After extracting the wax he will put it into the cacoon of a moth. He will then kill the weeaboo by placing he’s ass on there face till they suffocate. The wax filled cacoon is that mixed with the Burnt remains of Jews, than placed in a safe filled with baby vomit, smashed banana, the blood of a inicent homo, bbc jizz and the feces of a young and limba lamb. The safe is than set aside in a freezer in a firetruck for 6-8 years before he opens it and rubs that sweet sweet nectar in his belly button, and if there are left overs he will inject it into his veins to get one last high. A healthy Bailey should make a nectar safe every night.
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