Autumn Dog Mine

Stealthily covered up piece(s) of dog residue camouflaged by a plethora of fallen leaves which catches the victim totally off guard. Footwear gets destroyed, emotions take a downward spiral, nostrils get melted and you have no idea when the suffering will end or what action you’ll need to take to get through this. Not even the philosophical and infectious chorus of a Daniel Bedingfield classic can offer encouragement.

“Oh for f*ck’s sake Andy, how did you manage to step in that calamitous autumn dog mine? it’s bigger than your shoe and I would have said it’s a human one until I saw the flakes of dog corn embedded in the tread of your left Gazelle sole”

by Jacobs Ladette December 23, 2024

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Autumn Gollop

Beautiful, Talented Singer, and loves animals. Sometimes gets crazy, but she is a VERY caring person. Has lots of friends, and is obviously athletic. She has a great personality and loves to make people laugh.

Wow, Autumn Gollop is an amazing singer.

by Jordan Wilso February 20, 2017

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Autumn Serena Wednesday Ebersohl

The most amazing awesome wonderful spectacular astonishing breathtaking beautiful handsome pretty gorgeous just purely perfect person In the whole entire world and universe and no one can tell me otherwise or else I will hunt you down.

You, “hey did you see that perso-“

Me, “shut up that’s literally Autumn Serena Wednesday Ebersohl. I love them so much that’s actually my amazing partner wooooowwwww. Don’t even breathe the same air as them.”

by Dango mango June 03, 2024

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autumn finnegan

Autumn Finnegan’s are usually blonde with blue eyes very sweet caring people but if you cross the line with them they will be sure to beat your ass. They usually have big boobs and a little booty. They treat there boyfriends amazingly autumn Finnegan’s are just great.

Wow she’s such autumn finnegan

by 36974 October 29, 2017

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