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Alex

Alex's are massive idiots with 0 friends, 0 maidens, 0 social skills and can not do anything for themselves

They turn into hogs at night and grow tusks out of their ass.

If you come across an Alex run at all costs
John: "Hey man do you want to meet my friend Alex?"
Randy: "Dude you know what Alex's are like right? Count me out."
John: "Thanks for reminding me I will make sure to block him"
by UrbanWriter69420 November 2, 2023
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Alex is the funniest and coolest person ever. She has a big heart and will always be the life of the party. Alex will be your #1 hypeman and tell you that you’re here for a good time not a long time. Everyone loves Alex.
by inamra January 5, 2023
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An Alex is a strong adventurous being, who will do anything they put their mind to. Any efforts to tame an Alex will be thwarted; they will most certainly defy you!

Approach slowly at first, allow Alex to come to you as they can be shy creatures. However, once they get to know you, they will turn your life upside down and you will certainly have a great time!

Physically, Alex is athletic, beautiful and sexy. They won't be aware of their physical prowess, so make sure to let them know.
I met an Alex on the weekend, they are stunning, and we had so much fun together!
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The slimiest mfs on the planet. Alex's love hentai and are very exclusive with the cocks they suck. Even though they have very low standards, they somehow manage to be the lowest of the low, scurrying around as the lowest dregs of society. They love looking at porn in public and are surprisingly proud about being degenerates.

Many of them blame their faults on their lack of a father and furthermore turn to anime to stir up the smallest of emotions in their cold dead hearts.
Person: Aye bro Alex whatchu doing in the back of the class?
Alex: Mf I'm reading hentai what else do you think I would be doing?
by ilike(wo)men21 November 22, 2021
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Alex is the kind of guy who likes memes. That’s it. He just likes memes.
Bro Alex has all the good memes.
by Samantha TwT October 19, 2019
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Alex is so amazing Yea obviously it’s Alex
by LizzzzzzzzzzyB October 23, 2019
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is really hot, is great at minecraft, get's the hottest babes, but is also very nice, has big pp.
I have been in love with Alex for my whole life.

-everyone
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