Alberte

Alberte is a very mean girl who eats spiders!

Person 1: Did you hear?!
Person 2: What?!
Person 1: Alberte eats spiders!

by iamsocoolcoolerthanu November 8, 2022

Albert

Albert of Arseholes, collective noun arsehole
From Day in the Life Beatles, '...how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall'. Apparently John Lennon referenced the number of seats in the Hall (4000), hence bums on seats.

"That's a proper Albert of Arseholes" (with reference to a group of pissed lads maybe)

by Googoomuck February 10, 2020

Albert

It is an evolution of the homosapiens discretus. As you get distracted a lot, he attacks you from behind with his 3cm penis. He is a bit homosexual and transgender.

Hello Albert how are you?

by ..red flags.. November 24, 2021

Albert

Jaj tvox yez
Esh qorox

Yeqa xer uni

Albert

by Grnoooo November 22, 2021

albert einstein from temu

me

i am smart but i am albert einstein from temu, which reduces my iq by 10828

by 147852369/*-+.0 September 16, 2025

Albert

Albert is a unicorn. A wildly unpredictable glorious unicorn full of life, energy, and kawaii af. They can be your best friend, help guide you through the difficulties of living on this plane. On the other hand, will absolutely impale you with their rainbow horn and happily bath in your blood if you hurt them or their friends. Albert is and always will be loyal to a fault, have a major case of "disease to please", and loves to see their friends and associates thrive and grow.

Damn, that dude is as loyal as an Albert.

by Sir Winston Puppypotamus November 23, 2021

albert

i like to touch myself inappropriately to anime

i would hate to be an albert!

by jinjerboi November 22, 2021