The Abrahamic Empire

A multi-continental empire encompassing over 85% of it's home planet, is a religious Oligarchy run by A pope, a head Rabbi, and a Caliph. Is better than it's rival East Asia in every way possible.

The Abrahamic Empire is so cool.

by De a February 16, 2026

The Battle of Abrahim

A battle in biblical times where Abrahim fought a cyclops with his bear hands and defeated it in a grand epic battle.

The Battle of Abrahim was a biblical tug of war between Abrahim and a 4 inch tall cyclops.

by Holy TugOWar August 25, 2010

melissa and abraham

the cutest couple ever, everyone wishes to be like them

lily: “did you see how cute melissa and abraham look together?”
sarah: “omg yes i want to be in a relationship like theirs!!”

by gsjshhejsha November 26, 2022

blocked gracie abrams

a popular meme where you blame gracie abrams the artist for everything wrong in your life and you block her, originated from stan twitter

person 1: "hey, i couldn't get tickets to tate mcrae's tour so i blocked gracie abrams."
person 2: "that's hilarious!"

by orbittheress February 12, 2026

Mt. Abraham

some funky ass school man

person 1: I go to Mt. Abraham for school
person 2: that's some funky school you got there

by (⁠.⁠ ⁠❛⁠ ⁠ᴗ⁠ ⁠❛⁠.⁠) November 1, 2023

You can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln.

A saying used when you’re trying to disguise one thing as another, and it’s blatantly incomparable.

Bob: I bought the same suit as Brad Pitt so I can look like him!
Tom: Bob, you can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln.

by Beigepuppy01 June 14, 2025