The Ant-man

When you put your dick in someones ass before it's hard, then you let it expand (grow) and tear the person's ass in two.

Last night John did The Ant-man on me, and now I can't walk.

by Big_Sex April 14, 2019

crusty ant

Something that people say to get attention, even though it means fucking nothing on the urban dictionary.

"You don't even know what crusty ant means!"

by shivers1772 May 23, 2019

The Ant-man

Doing anal sex, starting with a flacid penis, and slowly expanding and getting harder while doing it, potentially destroying the person's ass.

Gf: hey wanna fucc?
Bf: yeah can we do anal?
Gf: sure, bend over and I'll do the Ant-man to ya
Bf: uuuhmmm

by Kwibble May 3, 2019

Zombie ant

Something autistic teahers say when trying to teach

Myers: Have you guys seen zombie ant Hugh: yes we match in autism

myers: does you wife also make you sleep in the other room Class:......

by gozlema August 24, 2019

the ants

overused and shit meme

guy 1: this apple is full of ants, throw it away
the ants: *angry noises*

by bignigge September 9, 2019

Ant

It’s not Dec.

Person 1: Hey is that Dec?
Person 2: No, you idiot, that’s Ant!

by jesús taco September 9, 2019

Ants

Amazing creatures belonging to the Hymenoptera order, and live in colonies (groups of ants and a queen (maybe multiple queens, if the species is polygenic) stretching to over a million individuals) which provide a safe environment to the egg layer, aka the queen. ( who is not to be considered a leader) a particular species, namely the black crazy ant, or paratrechina longicornis, can perpetuate itself, because male ‘drones’ can mate with female alates and not be genetically related.

Jack: hey! I just watched ants Canada’s new video on his solenopsis geminata colony, it’s awesome!
Vasily: I love ants! I myself have a messor structor colony!

by The ant nerd January 7, 2020