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Walter Crankyite

Jeff Dunham's grumpy newscaster-puppet.
Lots of the folks who tune in to daily radio/TV news-broadcasts do so largely because they enjoy the pleasant/efficient manner of the announcer (think Lowell Thomas and Dallas Townsend), so I would wonder if Walter Crankyite would really get all that many people who would wanna listen to HIM read the latest headlines.
by QuacksO May 11, 2019
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Walter Murray

person a: whats your highschool you attend?
person b: guess, hint, it's the best one in Canada
person a: Walter murray?
by ifuckingloveleefelix March 2, 2025
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Alyssa walters

My ex best friend or as we would say befristend we may not talk anymore and even if we never talk again i hope shes doing well i miss her so much and im truley sorry for everything ive done and im sorry im such a bad friend amd im sorry for always being jealous so much if i could go back and make it where we were still friends i would do it in a heart beat and alyssa if your reading this i truly am sorry and am trying to change
Alyssa walters one of the only friends i had that new me more then i new myself she gave the best hugs and always made me feel important i miss her
by Deadhuman34 December 5, 2023
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Annie Walters

by anonymous March 14, 2024
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Walter White

Is the danger. Heisenberg. Killed Hank. People say his name. Can cook decent meth.
Gustavo Fring: "Screams and Dies"
Walter White: "We are safe"
by Boat21 January 25, 2022
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