The idiotic made up term someone uses to describe their self when in truth, they are just too conceited to admit that they are incapable of loving another, so they give up and dignify their loneliness by "deciding" to remain alone.
That idiot, Emma Watson, loves herself so much, there's no room for anyone else in her heart but herself. She's self coupling...with...well...herself...(her and her partner must burn through dildos like a normal couple goes through condoms!)
by Lonesentry December 06, 2019
Kateina and Chase
by lil Gardenhose February 11, 2019
1)A couple who sits in a disgusting shaddy place every day of the year and makes out in public in a disgustingly gushy way. Commonly at school tennis courts. Both people are usually extremely ugly and don't seem like ANYONE should ever kiss them.
2)A couple who would fake sick from school to have sex and most commonly follows first definition.
2)A couple who would fake sick from school to have sex and most commonly follows first definition.
by mwahaha's accomplice March 26, 2005
A white couple that are dominanted and in a sexual realshion ship with a black man with a large penis.
No they aren't swingers but they are a black owned couple. / He's not gay but he and his wife love black cock .
by Pitbullguy85 November 03, 2022
Instead of the normal 2, a Jersey couple is defined as 3 of anything; a phrase coined by Boston area band Lamp Attack.
by instrumentalist July 17, 2010
On May 13th, you let your girlfriend, boyfriend, dog, cat, goldfish etc. how much you care about them, and how happy you are to be with them
Girl: Do you know when National Couples Day is?
Boy: Its on May 13th
Girl: thank you so much
Boy: No problem
Boy: Its on May 13th
Girl: thank you so much
Boy: No problem
by Lightskin.baby2145 May 13, 2019
person 1: did u see them over there?? she is sooo tall and he is sooo short.
person 2: yeah its like a Kip and LaFonda Couple. they dont really go together.
person 2: yeah its like a Kip and LaFonda Couple. they dont really go together.
by LoveMuffin86 September 27, 2010