Stoner boy

The hottest guy you will ever meet
Damn I always fall for stoner boys, they are so hot
by Straightfuckinfacts November 01, 2019
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Stoner cuck

A guy who smokes weed to forget the fact he is a cuckold, typically getting cucked by large black males who look like Carl Weathers.
Person 1: ‘I’m just smoking to forget mannnn’
Person 2: ‘Jeez mate you’re such a stoner cuck
by CarlWeathers69 March 27, 2020
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Stoner Dump

The massive dump one takes the morning after having smoked and eatin a crap load of munchies.
Dude, last night I smoked a blunt and ate a whole bag of cheetos. I took the biggest stoner dump this morning.
by rhythmboy32 September 23, 2011
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Stoner Nose

chronic stuffy nose caused by smoking excessive amounts of....chronic
Clare had to take a sudafed before she went to work because she blazed too much chronic last night and thus had an awful case of stoner nose
by Mr.Drew+Doren January 04, 2011
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stoner hibernation

ston•er hi•ber•na•tion

/ˈstoʊ.nɚ haɪ.bɚˈneɪ.ʃən/

the dormant state a stoner goes into after consuming too much THC
John: did you see the game yesterday?

Max: nah I ate too many edibles in the morning and ended up in stoner hibernation all day
by TheTallestPsychonaut July 20, 2023
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Stoners takeout

When you take a downstem full of weed stick it up a girls vagina, light it, then take it out and suck the smoke out of her pussy while eating her out
Yo dude I got some amazing Stoners takeout last night! Got high while eating pussy!
by Mschoksondik October 17, 2015
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stoner chill

Used to describe how much one wants to calm down.
"No worries. Let's be chill, like stoner chill."
by Chaos Sniper November 29, 2009
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