covid tinkle

when you’d normally find a coffee shop or public restroom but since it’s a global pandemic you just pee in public

What’s he doing behind that dumpst—oh, the covid tinkle.

by AllByMySELF November 19, 2020

Covid prepper

One who has been ready for the covid 19 social distancing guidelines his whole life and has no chance of getting the virus due to the lifelong preparation of it. Similar to doomsday preppers. This person may be prepared due to his rigorous practice of social distancing via social awkwardness, snobiness or, in rare cases agoraphobia

Any buddy see bob? I havnt seen him in forever. Remember he’s one of those Covid prepper guys.

by Laurylyn April 29, 2020

COVID-21

All CoVID (i.e., SARS-CoV-2) strains in 2021, the most well-known being Delta and Omicron.

CoVID-21 just had to ruin the plans we dreamt of for our entire lives.

by Zlaze May 17, 2022

COVID Kevin

A modern Typhoid Mary, Covid Kevin is an asymptomatic disease carrier of the COVID 19 virus. With his self-righteous, ill-informed understanding of what contagious and constitutional means, his protestations to the checkout girl, free from the tyranny and oppression of a removable face covering, can infect the people around him with his freedom laden spittle and spew.

During COVID Kevin’s viral mating season of 3 to 14 or more days, Kevin can infect dozens of others, statistically sending several to the hospital or their death, fulfilling his role in the pandemic ecosystem.

SYNONYMS:

COVID Cory, COVID Cody, COVID Carl, as well as other catchy names that pair well with Covid, including its feminized versions, COVID Carole and COVID Karen (Not to be confused with the white privileged, self-righteous female “Karen”)

1. Is that some COVID Kevin making an ass out of himself in the checkout line?

2. Whenever I’m indoors with people I don’t know not wearing masks, I can’t help but feel I’m surrounded by a bunch of COVID Kevins.

3. Poor guy, he was a COVID Kevin and didn’t even know it.

by Mad Mod Lib July 11, 2020

covid cloud

vape users who rudely blow vape clouds despite an outbreak.

That hipster blew a huge covid cloud in line at the store.

by WAGGZOR August 16, 2020

COVID Collaborator

An individual who chooses not to comply with lawful restrictions and guidance in relation to the COVID-19 virus pandemic and collaborates with the virus to the detriment of law abiding citizens.

That man over there is not wearing a mask, he is a COVID Collaborator.

by green923jade December 21, 2020

Covid-56

A virus made in 2056 Its know as SARS-COV56-VIRUS

This virus mostly affected Gamers and Electronics.

this virus is called COronaVIrus Disease 2056 or more known as Covid-56

Symptoms or Gamer Depression, Lossing streak, Becoming a Karen or Daren, or Minecraft dog dies when you log in.

Beware of this Virus at all cost this is known to be the deadliest virus to gamers and electronics killing 5M gamers and 12M electronics

"my friend is in danger of the Covid-56 his Minecraft dog died I must find him a new one before Gamer Depression kicks and before he thinks about suicide"

by SilencedMyth March 20, 2021