Callum

The best name ever, I love callums and wish I could be with them all the time. If you get a Callum, hold on to them forever because you will never find someone like them.

Fiona: I’m pretty great, right?
Callum: WALKS IN
Fiona: Starts praying to him

by killlists August 18, 2022

Callum

Callum likes kids. He drinks Stella like it’s going out of fashion, in fact it’s the only fashion he has ever known. He has a crooked penis which leave women’s very wanting less. His face makes onion’s cry.

God that guy is such a Callum

by DaisyDuke101 March 6, 2021

callum

red head drug dealers

you- "you got the stuff"
callum- " bro just take the crack you already paid me" :/

by levi midnights March 3, 2020

callum

the kindest sweetest most thoughtful guy on the planet. he never fails to put a smile on your face especially when he cooks you food. everyone needs a callum in their life.

person 1: hey can i have your last rolo?

person 2: no i’m saving it for callum

by youwillneverknowitsme November 29, 2022

Callum

A species that has never seen a woman and never will. They are all lazy fat losers.

Holy shit, that guy is a Callum! Wow I would NOT like to be him, HAHAH! What a loser...

by Dr. S C Chancelor Uni of Swiss December 13, 2022

Callum 😎😈💩

Callum is rlly lovely and likes my space buns. he likes to listen when i’m sad and is my bestie and my fellow gemini twin. Big up Callum

oh wait and he’s a basic bitch with his starbucks but whatever he’s still the best.

girl one - are u tired

callum 😎😈💩 - yes can i sleep in ur space buns plz.

girl one - yes but only if u get me a starbucks bitch

by spacebuns November 25, 2021

Callum Stewart

This is a person who thinks he has a huge dick but actually needs a microscope to see it.

'You're such a Callum Stewart'.

by Jacko7_YT March 28, 2022