Callum Mcfarlane

Biggest schmuck in schmuck ville , looks like glumpus gloop and snow white mixed together .But is a great person
by kwenzima March 13, 2023
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Callum Kelly-day

An absolute retard who has ratty mates and Is a ratty member he thinks heโ€™s the shit when heโ€™s not. He is a tosser. A plonker and a spanner.
That Callum Kelly-day is such a plonker
by 69696968420 February 15, 2020
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Callum Anderson

He is VERY special and licks his spiders babyโ€™s cousins nieces hair on a daily bassis he is also Very very small
Look out Callum Anderson is going to lick my hair run !
by Blamay October 23, 2019
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Callum is rlly lovely and likes my space buns. he likes to listen when iโ€™m sad and is my bestie and my fellow gemini twin. Big up Callum

oh wait and heโ€™s a basic bitch with his starbucks but whatever heโ€™s still the best.
girl one - are u tired

callum ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ’ฉ - yes can i sleep in ur space buns plz.

girl one - yes but only if u get me a starbucks bitch
by spacebuns November 25, 2021
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Callum purdie

A jakeball who has the biggest brows in the whole off oxgangs, shags anything that (moves )
(Callum purdie) I LOVE THE VAGG
by Boom box July 09, 2019
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Callum Allen

Callum allen is a guy who has a massive cock. He has the biggest cock there is. When your with him all you can think is God please make him fuck here right now
That's callum allen his cock is so big it's hanging out of his clothes
by Luke mattww October 21, 2021
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Callum Blyth

Callum blyth also know as big blythy is such a kinky wee boy that loves to put broken wood somewhere he shouldnโ€™t and sometimes loves a good suck on toes
if you want to know how to know how to suck toes professionally message Callum Blyth
by toatie :) August 23, 2021
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