Paper Bishop

a false display of acceptance or wokeness made in an attempt to curry favor in a social setting, originating from the writings of the Reverend Roth to 17th century dioceses on the role of public prayer.

Sally was being such a paper bishop around miranda even though she's a life long member of the EDL

by Ground Lamb December 22, 2023

Bishop blindness

A mental disorder common among non-professional chess players causing them to not notice the opponent's bishops when making a move.

— white: (moves his queen next to the opponent's king) checkmate!
— black: Nuh-uh (captures the queen with a bishop 8.23 megaparsec away)
— white: Goddamit! I have a bishop blindness!

by Mnemotechnician August 10, 2023

The Market Bishop

Some guy who finds himself trading on discord, why he started at age 12 is a whole other story. Apparently he is Indian, so he I have heard rumors that he own several scam call centers so I would personally buy call leaps on those. He also sells 1 on 1s...so theres that, maybe take put leaps on those. The Market Bishop is also someone who dumbs down everything with trading because he usually only has 2.3 braincells during the average day

Wow, that The Market Bishop has an unusally high winrate percentage...must be all that intel he gets from his call scam centers

by KevinLadka January 22, 2025

Choke the Bishop

Another way of saying “jerking off.” This phrase also specifically makes fun of the fact that bishops and their hats look like a penis, thus the phrase “Choking the Bishop” where Bishop is the fill in for Penis and Choking is the fill in for a persons grip while they masturbate

I plan to head home and Choke the Bishop while watching some porn on the good old flatscreen

by RangerR1234 December 22, 2020

Choke the Bishop

Another way of saying “jerking off.” This phrase also specifically makes fun of the fact that bishops and their hats look like a penis, thus the phrase “Choking the Bishop” where Bishop is the fill in for Penis and Choking is the fill in for a persons grip while they masturbate

I plan to head home and Choke the Bishop while watching some porn on the good old flatscreen

by RangerR1234 December 22, 2020

bishop vanburen

Very attractive and knows what the girls want, also very good in bed. Can get any girl. Listens to the best music and is also very clever.

I wish i could find a bishop vanburen in my life so i could get a break from my stupid husband.

by the defninition master February 26, 2015

Arch Bishop Ryan High School

Arch Bishop Ryan High School is a school filled to the brim with whores and faggots men like to give each other blow jobs in the bathroom. Kinda gay ngl don’t go to this school unless your gay

Ethan ate all of the dick in Arch Bishop Ryan High School he also ate all the food

by Ethan Large September 08, 2021